DanJW

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  1. Half Life 2: I'm really missing the point

    The Hammy-ness of nearly all other FPSes maybe?
  2. Terry Pratchett has alzheimer's

    There's a big change in style and content between the early books and the later ones. Just in case you do want to try them again. EDIT: if nothing else, you should read Small Gods. It's generally hailed as the most profound and the one most read by non-discworld fans
  3. Merry Christmas, Thumbs!

    Ahhhhhgh! Is that Kyle Gas?
  4. Terry Pratchett has alzheimer's

    :\ He seems to be facing it with typical cheerfulness though. And Alzheimers is slowly becoming more treatable.
  5. Half Life 2: I'm really missing the point

    I'm confused, are you talking about Half Life 1 or 2? You don't need to play one to appreciate the other. Either way, there's something clearly wrong with you
  6. Sorry, I have no pr0of. She might corroborate it herself though if she's feeling truthful. The most amazing part was when she let the towel fall to the floor. Turns out she's not even human. There were tentacles everywhere. Oh gods the HORROR!* *Not actually true.
  7. It wasn't started for that reason, but there are a bunch of us who know each other in real life. Also most of the article authors and assorted staff/ex-staff have met up at some point since the site started. In other news, I called on Yufster again yesterday, trying to get my stuff back. She answered the door wearing a towel, although since it took her a while I reckon she changed into it especially as some kind of joke.
  8. Fallout 3

    Neverwinter Nights 2 lets you swap between an over-the-shoulder "exploration" viewpoint and a top-down "tactical" viewpoint. It took them several patches to get it right though. Still, it can be done.
  9. Ahahahah, you're such an easy mark. I can't phone ahead, because my phone is in your house (and out of credit). That and my door keys are the real reason I was so persistent.
  10. I didn't, she is exaggerating. I only stayed as long as I did because the lights were on and there was perhaps sex going on, which is always fun to interrupt.
  11. I nearly froze my tits off thanks to you and your ridiculous bathing regimen. I had no idea it was spring already.
  12. New people: Read this, say hi.

    Excellent taste sir. GIMP is an open-source image manipulation tool. It's not quite as user-friendly as Photoshop, but it's nearly as powerful and won't cost you a bucket of cash. Or any cash.
  13. Crock Band

    I got to sing in a full group at the NCsoft party last night (thanks for inviting me guys!). Lots of fun, they had it set up on a stage with dry ice machines. So I nailed "Paranoid". Win. They had an awesome real in-house band too, in the next room. Watch out for Audio Assault. Weird thing was that some of the songs in their set were played moments before on Rock Band.
  14. Honesty & Integrity

    Fuck that Ginger. The readers expect a certain level of objectivity. If you can't deliver that then you deserve to go under. TO quote Roschache: (OK, lets not go ito what happened to him in the end). Edit: also this:
  15. A warm welcome to our latest forumer...

    I think there's a clue in the post above yours, Nachimir.
  16. The Next Big Internet Thing

    Sorry, all its stories have been taken away.
  17. The Next Big Internet Thing

    Holy crap! it's just like The Wasp Factory!
  18. A warm welcome to our latest forumer...

    We have a new newest member* with another exotic name. Hello "Oralsexshow". *No pun intended.
  19. The Next Big Internet Thing

    This is all old hat anyway. The new big story is the Amnesiac Canoeist.
  20. The Next Big Internet Thing

    Even the best babysitter would not have been able to prevent the Alien Tractor Beam.
  21. The Next Big Internet Thing

    The Sick Fuck, apparently. Or aliens.
  22. The Next Big Internet Thing

    Especially if it's alone with Yufster...
  23. Idle Thumbs Steam community

    There might be a way if you get the original owner to remove their ownership of the game from STEAM. If not, then you've been had. Luckily since it was Ebay you have a channel through which to seek recompense. Next time buy STEAM games through STEAM, it really is the best way.