DanJW

No but I know my ASL. ...sorry

I had a brief browse and they seemed OK. Certainly nowhere near Youtube comments levels of "ahhhg".

With the faint, sad sound of a squeaky red nose.

Some geek t-shirts will be obsolete now: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6970031.stm

Yes but as far as you're concerned, you're dead

I'd correct it, but it kind of suits the reference to Real Ultimate Power.

Are you insane? Teleportation devices? Have you read the theories behind that? It basically amounts to being utterly destroyed and having a copy take your place (unless we're talking some kind of wormhole, obviously). Man, when I think of all the Kirks that died, it makes me shudder.

I'd punch you for saying that, but I'll simply challenge you to a game of counter-strike instead

It's because America in general is constantly Thinking of the Children. If they would just stop thinking of the children there might be a lot more important art coming out of the US.

woot!

I don't think cruising speed applies to hovercraft, which is what this basically is. There's no wing. Aww, piss on my chips why don't you?

Thankyou for that incredible mental image.

Germany is always an exception when it comes to games, so I think it's taken for granted when talking about Europe.

Ah, that's OK then

Wait, was that a Falco joke?

...what?

I've been carrying on from my Oblivion save, by way of sulking. Completed the Thieves Guild questline, joined the Dark Brotherhood, especially liked the whodunnit mission. Tried to find the "Real Lights" mod from a website that didn't require me to register, but couldn't.

I can see it now, an epic battle between Molyneaux and Schaefer for Yufster's hand in marriage. It will be like all the greatest romance movies ever. There will probably be a scene that riffs on the end of The Graduate. Lets compare and contrast. Schaefer Cons Does not live in UK. May be marrying just for the green card. Has a great sense of humour, which unfortunately may clash with Yufster's crude one. Is allergic to cats maybe. pros Made games that Yufster loves. Molyneaux Cons Makes keynote speeches that Yufster hates (although this may provide good sexual tension). Yufster hasn't played many of his games. Pros Is skinnier. Lives in UK already. Is a knight or something. Is more likely to be up for a threesome with Spaff. So there we go. Molyneaux wins, as the underdog always does in these movies.

Forget Hitman. Forget Dungeon Siege. Forget, uh Halo or whatever. This is the game movie you have been waiting for. What?

Wow, I hope the IP holders feel guilty now for forcing their source material upon Mr Boll...

http://www.eurogamer.net/tv_video.php?playlist_id=3548&s=l WTF? He looks about 12! Hitman: Agent 12 & 3/4 Shoulda bin diesel

"I laughed, I cried; most thrilling event of the summer. ***** stars " Dan Out Magazine

Thats clearly a photo of Tim Schaeffer posing next to a cardboard cut-out of Yufster.

Moral of the story is: high street stores suck and should all die, and as they die they should be made to understand that it is their own fault.

I think the idea is that while the route you take is linear, the way you can approach it is open ended. Also I think there may be incentives to return to earlier areas if you want to. I want this game