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This is really sad.... well... shit ...

meh That's fucking crazy... I mean what they are saying are that EA OWNS the likeness of Marlon Brandon.... he really did sell his soul to the devil....

concrete.... that would narrow it vertically anyway....

I just joined the european beta today.. wuhuu it's great... I play as elf hunter - and had total fun untill now... where I got stuck in some cave nearby the second elf city you come to.... the place is a labyrinth... argh...just running around fighting not knowing where the hell I was... supposed to find some items or other.... bah But what the hell - I played to much already today... but it was fun... I'm on the eu beta server 13..... if anyone wants to join me.... me out...

hmm Terry Pratchett by any chance.....

yeah that's the wossname - my mistake - in denmark it's 'ecological'... And soya-beans is to health what it is to thought to stick your brain into a bucket of radioactive goo... it's bad proteins I tell you - baaad....

See that's why I drink ecological milk.....

So what are you doing in denmark for a year? I'm danish and living in copenhagen, I don't know of any specific retro-butiques - but I could check it out if you like..... And copenhagen is great me thinks.....

No of course not, I have it especially bad as I have to first drink two gallons of water and then puke it up again - or else I can't function as a normal human person...... (yeah you stop spluttering and get to look really cool - saying stuff like, the moon reminds me of gibbering , darling) @ jayel Yes we get that - but what's the logic - I mean everybody can say crazy stuff - but please - WHY is it so (with milk etc)

HAHAAHAAAAA yeah and being run over by a JUMBOJET is - fact - good for you... Sorry.... Well I smoke...

That's offensive to a dead species... bastard....

Well this game should be called Vira - and it would be a cross between a biological simulation and a turn-based strategy game.... In this you would fight as vira (viruses?) against all other species on the earth.. The vira should have hive mind and would have to change their abilities to succeed and not die out with the mammut or peniclin - such things. World war on the DNA scale! Maybe it should be called 'The War of the DNA'.. The feel of the game should be really alien-like ... with a crazy spooky GUI and eerie music.... You should feel as a weird hive-intelligence when you played this game... and oh their should of course be a story that involved the concept that evolution is really on the DNA-plane and humans and all species should just be considered very short-living manifestations of this crazy DNA-intelligence working on a mucher bigger time-scale.... or something.....

HAHaaaa Presumably home sapiens and neanderthals lived in the same general area in different villages around 15.000 years ago in the middle east... don't know if they did design games together though... erm....

Because then the linux-people can't feel special anymore... and what should they do in their freetime - where should they turn when they wanted to reprogram kernels for ms paint???

Gamespy is running one of their blabla-bla features - this time the Most Wanted Games of 2005. And Psychonauts is on it: http://mostwanted.gamespy.com/2005/console/53.html That's great, I guess. But one thing that I was wondering about is this sentence: "Double Fine has wowed us time and time again with some of the most creative, thoughtful, and unforgettable games we've played. We fully expect Psychonauts to be another one." Is it just me, or is Psychonauts Double Fine's first game? Maybe I'm an idiot - maybe gamespy... They must mean the earlier productions of some of the team-members?? And when having created this fine red herring to take your attention I will ask you: Is Psychonauts coming for the PC?

Yes there is: Errki you shouldn't have made that pact with the devil, now should you... i told you my boy, nothing good will come from it... but you sure do play the violin good - but what does it matter WHEN YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN.,, NAUAHAHAHASJAHAaa

No seriously, I'm a writes for the great and illustrious gaming-site fuckspot.com. And this game is really coming - I tell you it's coming... I hope fuckspot is not an existing website - if it is - please don't go there.... EDIT: whoa, at fuckspot.com you can get a SECRET BACKDOOR ACCESS....

Ahh what adventure games need: Some adult themes Prince of Persia 3 - The sands of intellectual death (POP3 - TSID). In this game, because the prince has fucked so much with objectivitism in POP2-TWW (you know all this logically impossible time-shit), Ayn Rand has descended from whatever paralel dimension she resides in currently - and sweared to bring down the prince with whatever means possible. We will find the prince - having gone through this whole goth-period all young men must pass through - in a new personality-situation - grown older and more mature: After all the disillusion of POP2 he has started on university, where he studies Philosophy - with the aim of interlectually justifying why he is such selfish prick. Currently he uses glasses and wears rather trendy second-hand designers clothes. He realilizes that his arse is on wire when suddenly he has to face Ayn Rand whose paralel meta-logic expresses a far higher level of intelligentsia than the prince has managed to reach through his 2 years in university. He must then escape through the enormous university buildings of Cambridge, all the while dodging devious physical puzzles based on the problems of the humane sciences, for example the really stunning but deadly habitus-trap where Bordieau (being on Ayn's side because of some inexplainable plot-holes) waits at the end armed with his deadly education of french sociology. Prickhead Fuckshit, the lead-designer at ubisoft montreal, says that the team decided to focus on the issues that were found wanting in the previous two installments of this great series. That is, intellectual mumbo-jumbo. They hope, by this change of focus, to make the game-experience truly complete. "This is not a action-adventure game anymore" says Fuckshit, "it's a pure text-parser adventure-game based on the world of the humane sciences. This is what we are doing in front of the whole gaming world - we're re-inventing adventure games. We are really excited about this - and we are sure our fans will think so too when they see the great intellectual animations we made of the prince - we used our 2000 individual drawings to make this possible, and Ayn Rand is such a great character for being the adversary". We here at Fuckspot.com are certainly excited by the great work and innovative ideas we have seen so far. Stay tuned for more previews and screenshot. -----

Winters night in black bad poetry from thumbs must get a life

I'm from hell, and I really like shooting arrows through peoples brains.... ... err

Well, if you just want to play the games - i find that emulation is fine... if you want the whole nostalgia stuff with the old hardware - well that's another thing....

Nah, I researched it. It's crap... What you get is two plastic lenses whichs you place at either end of some contraption you have to build yourself (some kind of box) then put on your monitor... In theory it makes the image verrry big - but it would be totally out of focus and very dark - as the brightness on your standard monitor is not build to project.... so it's crap.... There're several forums out there telling how much crap it is....

hear hear *mumble mumble*