Talking about keyboards - I have this old, late 80's IBM keyboard. It weights about a ton, and says distinctly click when you push any button - and the space button has this timbre in its sound, making in nearly possible to hear what you write... ahhh
Which gives me and idea:
What computer peripheral would be best suited as a weapon?
You could certainly kill someone with my keyboard - but it would be hard to conceal going into a bar....
any thoughts?