Savage Cabbage

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  1. Memo

    I was successful in spreading confusion among the police as planned. I've made sure that no one from the outside will come to help. With the delays in police actions, no one will have the chance to escape this facility alive. I've seen to it personally that all escape routes from inside the complex have been cut off as well. The underground passages are now flooded. * Still can't find that damn Yufster though. She is sexy. I'd like to...well anyway.* There are several survivors still attempting to escape through the lower levels, but I'll make sure no one gets out. ------------------- ------------------- I've had a change of heart about the remaining survivors inside the complex. I've decided to hunt them down myself. The vial Yufster spoke of turned out to be quite accurate. *Maybe I won't wait 'till my soars heal* hehe. I shot Ed in the back through the heart less than an hour ago. I watched him writhe in pain upon the floor in a pool of his own blood. The expression on his face was positively exquisite. He died with his eyes wide open, staring up at me. I think he died. I was distracted by the busty blonde. She hurts me but it reminds me I am alive. *I should return to be certain he is dead. Can't leave details untied.* It was beautiful. I wonder if the mayor's daughter is still alive? I let her escape so I could enjoy hunting her down later... I'm going to enjoy my new trophy. Yes, frozen forever in the pose I choose to give her. Can't believe it was so easy to doctor the vial logs. Stupid f***s. *Can't wait to see Yufsters body...ummmm quiver when she tastes the bread. Should be an interesting exxxperiment. Shame I shot Ed. He would have enjoyed watching too. I think.
  2. Head of Pixar dies in a car crash

    Much love to his family, friends, and co-workers. A sad time indeed. He gave my family some great memories in animation. We salute you.
  3. XBOX 360 price and bundle pack a go go

    I disagree. I don't see it being a problem. The xbox was the first console that gave us a big HD and what huge difference did we see in game development innovation compared to the ps2 and Gamecube? Most people slag the xbox off as though it is a pile of crap anyway so when did having/not having an HD as standard for our consoles become such a big deal to players and a stumbling block for developers? Did it matter to the Ps2? no. Most developers continued to make great games which relied on not having one- as they will have to do for ps3. Just because it's there we are getting fused about it. Call yourself gamers (cockswinging comment)
  4. XBOX 360 price and bundle pack a go go

    Exactly, Nick. I will get all as soon as money allows. People who bitch about consoles features (they honestly don't really understand in regards to development) make me laugh. The damn things aren't even out yet but people all over the web are slagging them off.
  5. Ahh yes vote for her

    Look, quit discussing my wifes vitals and acting abilities. She happens to be extremely good in bed and bakes muffins in the nude.
  6. Ahh yes vote for her

    Do you mind not posting pictures of my wife and then rating them, please? Thankyou.
  7. do zombies have to pooh?

    Because the ten things can all take place in the mall.
  8. Penetration

    Yeh, that's the kind of penetration that causes 'the pain in the...'
  9. do zombies have to pooh?

    The large, hollow organs of the digestive system contain muscle that enables their walls to move. The movement of organ walls can propel food and liquid and also can mix the contents within each organ. Typical movement of the esophagus, stomach, and intestine is called peristalsis. The action of peristalsis looks like an ocean wave moving through the muscle. The muscle of the organ produces a narrowing and then propels the narrowed portion slowly down the length of the organ. These waves of narrowing push the food and fluid in front of them through each hollow organ. The first major muscle movement occurs when food or liquid is swallowed. Although we are able to start swallowing by choice, once the swallow begins, it becomes involuntary and proceeds under the control of the nerves. The esophagus is the organ into which the swallowed food is pushed. It connects the throat above with the stomach below. At the junction of the esophagus and stomach, there is a ringlike valve closing the passage between the two organs. However, as the food approaches the closed ring, the surrounding muscles relax and allow the food to pass. The food then enters the stomach, which has three mechanical tasks to do. First, the stomach must store the swallowed food and liquid. This requires the muscle of the upper part of the stomach to relax and accept large volumes of swallowed material. The second job is to mix up the food, liquid, and digestive juice produced by the stomach. The lower part of the stomach mixes these materials by its muscle action. The third task of the stomach is to empty its contents slowly into the small intestine. Several factors affect emptying of the stomach, including the nature of the food (mainly its fat and protein content) and the degree of muscle action of the emptying stomach and the next organ to receive the contents (the small intestine). As the food is digested in the small intestine and dissolved into the juices from the pancreas, liver, and intestine, the contents of the intestine are mixed and pushed forward to allow further digestion. Finally, all of the digested nutrients are absorbed through the intestinal walls. The waste products of this process include undigested parts of the food, known as fiber, and older cells that have been shed from the mucosa. These materials are propelled into the colon, where they remain, usually for a day or two, until the feces are expelled by a bowel movement. about this much.
  10. Penetration

    OH MY GOSH! You are crazy but absolutely right! I thought it over and it was buggin me but I have found the artist you are thinking of - Rah Digga and the track is Break Fool
  11. Berfday!

    Well said
  12. Guy gamers with girlfriends

    I thought that was BT
  13. do zombies have to pooh?

    Now, not always. There is an exception. This occurs when said pooh is actually a poo but stinks of the freshness of the ass of a human. No dog, or cat, fish or horse can mimic this scent. It is the unmistakeable odor pong of a mans ass dropping the freshness shizit. It is awful and it is vile. Ladies know it cause sometimes their man has it and has to be told to go and wash his ass.
  14. Guy gamers with girlfriends

    Good on you girl, glad it all worked out!
  15. Penetration

    viralpenetrationad.campaign suckit dipit catchit dripit
  16. Clone Wars

    They are all available on DVD. www.play.com for example.
  17. Guy gamers with girlfriends

    YODA: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? Mmmm. Luke shakes his head. YODA: And well you should not. For my ally in the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. It's energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we...(Yoda pinches Luke's shoulder)...not this crude matter. (a sweeping gesture) You must feel the Force around you. (gesturing) Here, between you...me...the tree...the rock...everywhere! Yes, even between this land and that ship! LUKE: (discouraged) You want the impossible. Quietly Yoda turns toward the X-wing fighter. With his eyes closed and his head bowed, he raises his arm and points at the ship. Soon, the fighter rises above the water and moves forward as Artoo beeps in terror and scoots away. The entire X-wing moves majestically, surely, toward the shore. Yoda stands on a tree root and guides the fighter carefully down toward the beach. Luke stares in astonishment as the fighter settles down onto the shore. He walks toward Yoda. LUKE: I don't...I don't believe it. YODA: That is why you fail. Much the same with love. That is why many fail...
  18. Suspect Advice from Suspect Characters

    Do you spray or gush?
  19. Guy gamers with girlfriends

    LEIA: You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive! She angrily turns, and as she starts out of the cockpit, passes Luke coming in. LEIA: Your friend is quite a mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything...or anyone. LUKE: I care! Luke, shaking his head, sits in the copilot seat. He and Han stare out at the vast blackness of space. LUKE: So...what do you think of her, Han? HAN: I'm trying not to, kid! LUKE: (under his breath) Good... HAN: Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Do you think a princess and a guy like me... LUKE: No! Love, huh?
  20. Suspect Advice from Suspect Characters

    HAN: No. Well, wait. This is interesting. Lando. He points to a computer mapscreen on the control panel. Leia slips out of her chair and moves next to the handsome pilot. Small light points representing several systems flash by on the computer screen. LEIA: Lando system? HAN: Lando's not a system, he's a man. Lando Calrissian. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him. LEIA: Thanks. HAN: Bespin. It's pretty far, but I think we can make it. LEIA: (reading from the computer) A mining colony? HAN: Yeah, a Tibanna gas mine. Lando conned somebody out of it. We go back a long way, Lando and me. LEIA: Can you trust him? HAN: No. But he has no love for the Empire, I can tell you that. (is that off course enough?)
  21. Suspect Advice from Suspect Characters

    Now I REALLY feel old. Did you not see Nicole Kidman in RAD?
  22. Who is the best fighter ever

    I have to give this some thought, but I would let Orchid kick me till my ass fell off. She was hot. Great hair. "Kick me again, honey. Kick me. BLASTER!! KILLER!! ULTRA!!!!!"
  23. Suspect Advice from Suspect Characters

    Damn, in '87 I was dating chicks and doing cherrypickers on my BMX for their affection! I was a stud. I had a six pack! Now I cant walk to my local sweetshop. What the hell happened? Oh, you cruel world.
  24. Suspect Advice from Suspect Characters

    I'm just saying, someone asked for some good advise and it turns into: Show us your picture, you could be a moose or an angel! That's neither here nor there. This is about someone who is concerned their partner is not showing interest in their relationship. Forget the photo shit and only say something if it is relevant to her situation and of benefit to her. Like Knar said.
  25. Suspect Advice from Suspect Characters

    Webmaster, delete all that middle crap. I agree.