Savage Cabbage

It does have a picture of Remo but it is only available on the Premium version.

Two weeks ago, four researchers in the Bambii Wing contracted M5 Ylaremia while working with this biowarfare microbe. The outbreak of this biowarfare microbe was not discovered by B.W. until three days ago. It was not revealed to the directors until Mr. Gretenscratchi suprised his doting wife with an intimate candlelit meal followed by her contracting the desease and her head swelling to three times it's normal size before exploding all over their Teddy Roosevelt Terrier. Mr Gretenscratchi is now also dead having vomitted so violently, that his organs compressed through his airway and he eventually died by tearing his own throat out. In both cases the xeno was unable to continue in external conditions. This outbreak of M5 Ylaremia from Bambii laboratories is worrisome not just because it led to the infection of the general public, so to speak. But also it does give us insight into how Bambii Wing operates labs working with bioxenomorphic agents. The experiments done with M5 Ylaremia are exactly the same experiments they plan on doing with even more deadly organisms in their proposed BSL9 lab. The M5 Ylaremia outbreak uncovered a complete breakdown in Bambii's biosecurity: 1) The researchers did not follow the mandatory protocol nor did they use the available safety equipment. 2) The bacteria used in the experiments got mixed up, and an infectious form was used when they thought they were using a non-infectious strain. 3) Researchers became ill with the disease that they were working on, one, it is now known, to the point of seizing so intensely, she reduced her spine to dust, and choked to death on her own excreation that was reverse-forced into her oral cavity. None of these highly trained professionals noticed this outbreak - even with the dead woman. They thought she had choked on a masugar fishnut sweet. 4) Researchers in the lab tested their own blood in August 2005 and found that they were positive for exposure to M5 Ylaremia. What should have been a very disturbing finding did not trigger any alarms at BWLD. 5) These experiments were not reviewed by the Institutional Biosafety Committee prior to the start of the experiment. This was a flagrant violation of university and federal policy. It also eliminated the only avenue of public oversight into the lab activity. 6) B.W. did not follow public safety protocols of promptly informing the facility health officials of the outbreak of this bioxenomorphic agent. They are required to report the outbreak within 24 hours of suspecting the outbreak. They waited almost two weeks. 7) B.W. officials and Mayor Kukafrige intentionally kept this important information from the staff during the lab application review process, choosing to protect the financial interests of the facility and developers over public safety concerns. B.W. had a complete breakdown of biosafety with this incurable bacteria and now they say they are ready to work with deadly, incurable breedable organisms. The M5 Ylaremia outbreak has proven that they are not. If we at all live through this, I strongly urge you to reconsider future tests of these creatures and their bacterium siblings.

I have to agree with Spaff. As much joy as I get from DS, it is large and ugly and down the front of my trousers? Not even I could pass that off as 'pleased to meet you'.

The strangest thing just occured on the monitors. Jokemaster, was sucked through a hole in a wall. The monitor on the other side of the wall showed a gush of blood burst across the floors, spreading like a tin of spilt paint. I lost visual of Jokemaster at that point - until I noticed the footprints in the bloodstained floor walking away to South Terminal4. There are several people in the corridor. Strangest thing is they are all looking at something moving past them - but the monitors show nothing there...

I have been hearing a constant yelling from the walls of block 1138. It's like a ghost carving through the lower bowels of the complex. It is repeated over and over. 'IM NOT DEAD YET!' You will be. You will be.

The chopper arrived just a few moments ago. One is Guy. He's a corporate asspacker. The other one I'm not so sure of. He seems like he's got more to him than he's ready to show. My anus exploded today. The house mouse I had pleasuring me mutated to the size of a common cat.

Or swallowing

I just made my first kill. A young intern. His badge said Whitey. I think I really hurt him with the cucumber (it wasn't edible, in my defense). He cried a fair bit. I found a ceramic 24 inch tile cutter and pressed it around his lower abdomen. It made the most deep crunch as his spinal shaft collapsed under the pressure. His vitals spilled out and I stood back to see how things would play out. His body lay on the cold concrete floor which, itself, has begun moving. Contamination is rife throughout the facility. THe janitor is going to have a shit when he sees this lot. Whitey for his part gave me a jolly good performance. Truth be told he remained pretty quiet for a bit. Lasted a fair while too, credit to him. Then he got anoying and started moaning loudly. I guess you do when your kidney tears off. His fault, mind. He caught his hand on it when he tried to get up. Tried to get up. What a star, huh? Well, as I said, he got loud then and I don't even like my women to yell, not even Yufster. Stephanie would never raise her voice. She has class. I hit him on the head till he died. Got to tell you, ten minutes seemed like an hour. Tedious stuff really. Cant say for sure but I could have sworn I saw Ed watching. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Curiosity got the better of me and I think I have really hurt my rectum. I can't pass a stool. Can pass lots of blood though - still, learn a thing or two. I wonder if zombies poo?

To the remaining members of the medical team, Things have begun to really deteriorate lately. The last of the military team tried to blow their way out of the complex and actually killed themselves. Talk about T.V’s Greatest Bloopers. I’ve spent most of my time monitoring the remaining staff on the security screens. They talk about all manner of nonsense. Dorothy Perkins is still alive. I really must kill her in the worst possible way when I get her. All she does is complain and cry. She’s like Angellina Ballerina. Bloody rat-faced woman. Karl Gayway constantly tries to reassure the female members that he will take care of their needs, but the only person I see being ‘taken care of’ is Russell Rearcap in Human Relations Dept. Stephanie is looking a little tired lately. But she is still gorgeous. I masturbated vigorously this morning and noticed it was a bit green. Smells very pungent too. But it looks like I’m not the only thing going off. All the food is becoming rancid fast. Even the stuff in fridges that have a sell by date for next year. I suspect the contamination has taken hold of all in the facility. Guess it’s about to get interesting. Turns out Ed is not dead. I was always a lousy shot in my defence. Still, got to hand it to him. That was a big hole he was sporting in his back. I wonder if he is aware of the black creatures feeding on his shoulder tissue. Huhu. The security access on dispensary A has gone out the window. I witnessed a huge creature smash through it as though it was paper. Quartermaster Johnson over in the security lab in Epsilon sector will have her work cut out securing that. >>>>>>> My penis fell off this morning. Guess it’s backdoor jollies for now. Stephanie is the only decent thing in this hellhole.

ENjoying Another Code too!

I was being Idlethumb-like and HardcorXXX. No, but I don't know, Viewtiful IS hard in places but it has a wonderful ability to let you see how perfect and simplistic gaming can be.

I'd go with Metal Slug or Viewtiful Joe. What?

Over at Aint It Cool, th Quint has just reported from Comic-con that three miutes from the film and a panel discussion could be filling fans with the warm faith that a true version is being produced. Delayed till late fall this could be a good sign as Stan Winston has made 6 and 9 foot creatures rather than CG to bring the Hellspawn to the screen in a convincing manner. read on: http://206.127.26.196/display.cgi?id=20755

Ohhh that would be sweet. I'd wear my cool sunglasses to the premiere In their defence, the FPS scenes look good. Maybe we can get the DVD with just that looped over for 90 mins.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/doom.html SO we know the film will be cliche to hell but enjoy this new trailer complete with FPS POV.

Well I HATE YOU.

Actually, you probably would. A pencil is really nothing more than an extention of your pointing finger. Drawing on a Wacom could never be as natural as drawing direct to screen with a glove. There are very few things I could see it being used for but I think it would definately be more precise for an artist for precision work, or like Knar said, for flipping things etc in 3D.

I used to be a buyer for his masters dog. In the old days, the 'Ico' game would shift units because I bought 1000 copies and filled the front shelf with it for six feet by four. The combination of such a huge display of product, the game running on every console point and me hyping it till I bled internally got people to see a fresh innovative groundbreaking title. Today the publisher owns the shop window -literally. Ask any shop guy. You may know that a certain game in your area is/about to start shifting units, and you want to let the high street know your store has copies, but you can't TOUCH anything in the window because EA or whoever 'own that window for two more weeks with promo posters and standees for the shitest game ever that isn't even selling that well. And that's normally because there are just too many stores in direct competition selling it for less or with a better add-on item, or, the worst, some huge store breaks street date release because some tiny independant store sold all three copies they had on Thursday instead of Friday. When Resident Evil came out, I had jumped on it well in advance and created huge sales through deals I made with Capcom for units and promo freebies and stuff. You just can't do that anymore. Nowadays stock is replenished through the EPOS system and often you are left for days without stock for the BIG GAME THEY WANT YOU TO PUSH. So what do you do with the huge gap on the wall where 'FIFA 69 - The road to my anus and yours' used to be? Maybe you fill it with Katamari and get people to see a great title they would have normally never had seen because it was covered over in the A-Z section. No. You. Can't. Because it has dummy boxes of the FIFA game with 'Back in stock soon' stickered on them! Why? Because the publisher has bought a section of your instore wall too! No really! Today, I can only image the case is worse. HOw any self respecting gamer can work in a store baffles me - you should be saluted. Remo, you offer some genuinely interesting options. I can see no way for titles like BG&E, REZ etc ever making an impact in current store programs with the mentallity we face.

N-GAGE rules. It's the cornish pasty of the mobile phone world

Do you actually want me to come up and kick you in the neck?! Don't make me kick you in the neck. As soon as my surgery is complete and I have completed physio, I am going to come and kick you in the neck! CELL BLOCK H There IS no D. That's what you get when you fail your exam like a bitch. Sorry it's the co-codemol and nurofen. I shouldn't mix them...

My dearest, clearly the respect is rightfully due, now, back to you. CELL BLOCK H, Bea Smith, Doreen Burns - it's going down, it's about to get serious, this is twisted y'all! Lizzie Birdsworth, ya heard? Holla.

You guys aren't ready for CELL BOLCK H. That is strictly for the UK and Aus. individual who can manage to stay awake into late hours overcoming cookery antics from "GET STUFFED" in order to feast the eyes on Dorean and listen to words like "SCREWS" and "MUCKA". Ohhhhhhhhhhh CELL BLOCK H ruled. Respect to Spaff.

Nice pack. GOod accessories supplied. I think it's a good price too. What do you guys think? For gamers who want the ultimate experience (and the best value) right out of the box, Microsoft will offer the $399.99 U.S./€399.99/£279.99 Xbox 360 console. This premium edition — distinguished by signature metallic detailing on the console itself — comes fully loaded for the ultimate gaming experience, with components and accessories that would cost more than $200 if sold separately: Xbox 360 console. Sexy styling that packs a punch — three powerful core processors are poised to pump out 720p/1080i output, 16x9 cinematic aspect ratio, anti-aliasing for smooth textures, full surround sound and DVD playback right out of the box. Xbox 360 Hard Drive (20 GB). 20 GB and detachable, the hard drive allows gamers to store their games, music, downloaded trailers, levels, demos and community-created content from Xbox Live Marketplace. Xbox 360 Wireless Controller. Hassle-free high-performance precision wireless gaming features the Xbox Guide Button for quick access to digital movies, music and games libraries as well as a range and battery life of up to 30 feet and 30 hours of life on two AA batteries. Xbox 360 Faceplate. The removable Faceplate comes in stylish “chill” (white) and can be swapped out with custom Faceplates to reflect gamers’ personalities or decor. Xbox 360 Headset. This lets gamers strategize with teammates or trash-talk opponents while playing games on Xbox Live. Xbox 360 Component HD-AV Cable. This connects gamers to the world of Xbox 360 games and graphics through high-definition and standard-definition connections. Xbox Live Silver membership. With this, gamers can chat with friends online, send and receive voice and text messages, and access new content from Xbox Live Marketplace demos such as trailers and casual games from Xbox Live Arcade. A bonus Media Remote: Included for a limited time, the integrated control center for the entire digital experience lets consumers play DVDs, movies and music, as well as access their Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005-based PC's controls with a single remote.

Who has said it wouldn't?

THen just play through the ethernet