Nick

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  1. The official How Would You Seduce Yufster? thread!

    Edit: IT'S FRIDAY!
  2. The official How Would You Seduce Yufster? thread!

    I'm not too sure about your new sig Yufster. Isn't the age difference a little... wrong?
  3. Awesome New Mario Bros. Video

    To be honest, Meteos didn't strike me as a good game in the slightest. Maybe I didn't spend enough time playing it. Mario looks good though, what goes on with the bottom screen I ponder?
  4. DS can be a kind of Phone.... neat.

    That IS cool. Free phone calls to your mates when you're in a pub with wireless. Nice.
  5. Battle Raper 2

    The engine was then used to make Wu-Tang Taste the pain, if I remember correctly. Both were good games I thought
  6. Seen any good movies lately?

    What!? You suck. I heart huckabees was good. Garden state was a ver poor film.
  7. Pac-Man of the future!

    Or maybe a gun.
  8. Bear vs Gorilla

    vs In a fight, which would win?
  9. Bear vs Gorilla

    NoooooOOOOooooo! I'll get you next time spelling!
  10. Bear vs Gorilla

    I suppose in order to make the ultimate fighting beast we shoudl make some kind of bearilla. A crossbread of some sort.
  11. Any non-video gamers out there?

    Yeah, we must of stopped playing about 94/95 though. When it went rubbish
  12. Battle Raper 2

    Ta-daa!
  13. Battle Raper 2

    Or perhaps they finally got it right? Ben made a good point...
  14. The official How Would You Seduce Yufster? thread!

    So the answere is to be gay ? It's a schoolgirl crush, what a cop out
  15. San Andreas (PC)

    By "work so much better" I was mainly talking in terms of control. I should have said that probably. Don't patronise me Dutchman!
  16. Bored O'Clock

    It's bored O'Clock in Timmy's mind and staying awake is hard he finds so clutching his mug of tea in hand he takes a sip, it's his favourite brand Something odd happens now inside his mug he sees a cow and beside it sits a little girl who slowly gets up and does a twirl Dumbfounded Timmy tries to shout but tea gets splashed inside his snout for Timmy is not man you see he's a half hog half duck catastrophe ...
  17. San Andreas (PC)

    I've not got it yet but I'll get it soon. I heard the graphics were far superior, I'm glad I waited for the PC version. These games work so much better on the PC in my opinion.
  18. Bored O'Clock

    the girl twirled and twirled and twirled once again and miraculously morphed into 14 large men each had a club weighing almost a ton Timtim grinned, the battle was on He swung and stabbed and spat at his foes he kicked in their faces with ugly webbed toes he fought through with rage until his might was depleted he knew in his heart he would not be defeated Looking around for some random assistance a castle of insects was seen in the distance this was his goal, of that there's no doubt if only Timmy could just hold out ...
  19. Bored O'Clock

    Off she careens up out of tea land leaving a trail of magical sand of which each grain flitters down to the floor and sprouts into a tree that looks like a claw Timmy and princess were alone at last the blast form the vast ass had happened so fast staring now into each others eyes the princess had yet another surprise She whipped out a pie and inside was a treat something warm and sticky and sweet Timmy leaned closer to see what was there but what was inside he just could not bear ...
  20. Kiwis

    I don't know, does a dolphin ripen faster if you put some brain damaged children next it?
  21. Bored O'Clock

    The princess smiles and begins to talk calling him names like rimfield dork it's time, Timmy thinks, to pull the plug and jumps on down into the mug "Now just listen you" he snorts out loud standing tall to try and look proud but the cow girl simply grabs his trotter and shoves it in the cow cream clotter Timmy yelps and quacks in pain as blood and bone fall down like rain the cow meanwhile is quite controlled as she knows her plan will soon unfold ...
  22. A classic game: Laden VS USA

    A boxing game.