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Posts posted by MrHoatzin
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I sortof had the same thought when I first saw the screenshots the other day...Is it me or GTA 3 and Vice City were enough?I mean, they're not going to visit every gangsta movie genres till the end of times, are they?
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Isn't it about time someone made a really crap real-time 3d sequel to this?Pretty much, only without the 'really crap' part. If Prince of Persia rocked as it does in 3d so should perhaps The Lost Vikings.
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These new icons and buttons are too cute.Well... fuck you.
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The sequel, having not been made by the Blizzard people (as far as I remember) was lacklustre. The graphics were 3d pre-rendered, but the resolution was downright deplorable, I thought, for the year it came out in... It was ultimately too fuzzy and had less detail than its predecessor... and whereas I remember all the Lost Vikings levels more or less sortof in order, I hardly remember anything from Norse by Norse-West... well, there was a dragon of some sort and a warewolf that joined the band of three from time to time... and uh... there was an ice level... in the StarWars universe...
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Oh, my! I wish I knew what the flying fuck you were talking about so that I may participate in this yet another great discussion on these here our forums... since I don't:
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...greatest platformer evre!
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Yeah but if the scare factor is merely /part/ of a good game - like doom - then its a really good extra factor. Plus the whole point of HP Lovecrat is to wet yourself and run away... the character will spack out and fail to aim properly forcing the player to play a character who is scared and going insane rather than trying to force them to feel scared.... anyways hopefully that is also combined with a good game ¬Well, let me paraphrase: gratuitously scary movies/games don't impress me.
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The first time I played teh (sic) original DOOM sixty-five years ago when I was very wee, I didn't have a soundblaster. I thought the game was cool, if a little boring (I would get into Duke Nukem 3D a lot more shortly thereafter)... and then one day, I turned it on on my uncle's computer that had a soundblaster and was scared shitless during the demo that played in the background behind the main menu.... I very distinctly remember the screams and shotgun blasts and noise... I don't think I've played the game on a soundblasterful machine ever afterwards...
'Scary' games and movies bore me, though.
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This is bat country.
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They could afford the ensuing lawsuit.Is ensuing a real word, Sam?
HAHAHHA....
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You know what would be really funny? If Take-Two and Rockstars just said, fuck this, and made the game X-Box exclusive with a shitty hand-me-down Playstation port...
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The buttons are from the default board, I was trying to find some new ones earlier today to no avail.
And I am doing further stuff to the board as we speak...
And I have forgotten to mention to the powers that be that you found out about this place... didn't have the time to worry about that, sorry.
And thanks for liking my... thing.... article... yeah...
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Hey now! As the proud author of that GTA feature and as an intellectual snob, I take offence.nice ghetto. they really know their target audience, don't they?seriously they don't look so bad considering it's a ps2 game.
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It was in the divine plan....Clearly we had no choice. -
Let's hunt the motherfucker down. Nobody who makes something like this should be allowed to live.
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I think that for something to qualify as tragi-comic it has to be at least half comic. That is hardly comic.i guess that's what they mean by tragi-comic -
Second post upon some introspection: Chris has become a DF mascot... I... I... I think I'm gonna hurl.
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Not fucking fair!
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Hmmmm!The inspiration for GTA... -
Wicked retarded even.
I guess I am trespassing through an inside joke, but it is not too arcane to figure out.
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That movie was pretty fucked up. And the chick couldn't act.
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I think we should dedicate a whole april fools feature to the ethical implications of invisibility in games.
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Seeing how we're not just some sort of evil game journalist enclave hungry for breaking news of our own breaking, you will share the most memorable parts with us with no chance of us passing it on anywhere at all, right?
:ratchet:
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Gotta love that shit.
See also: the title screens in Sonic the Hedgehog.
Ewww.... Idle Thumbs should've looked like that. A pity.
The Lost Vikings
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Aw, fuck you Alex! Why did you have to remind me of that game?! Years of therapy ruined!