MrHoatzin

What's the point of qualifying anything on the internet? I will waste valuable keystrokes I could've spent elsewhere. Like in explaining why I refused to explain something lateral a little while ago. It seems like Donnie Darko bash-fests are a monthly thing here and no one is particularly passionate to defend the film. It feels like preaching to the choir -- or better yet, screaming your mind in a subway terminal at a homeless man sleeping under Catherine Zeta Jones peddling telephones while indifferent people pass you both. I enjoyed Mulholland Dr. and have no misconceptions about the film's depth. I love how Lynch's worlds taste gritty and how his narrative spreads through this world in barely readable fashions. I loved his Dune and I love Mulholland Dr. for the same reasons. There was something else that I wanted to say, but I forgot what it was.

Nothing aside from a featureless box would fit into a minimalist lounge.

Jesus should have returned within the lifetime of all the people living when he was crucified. The problem of the 2000 year old people was solved through the wandering Jew (he's still alive so Jesus will be coming any moment now) and a (possibly heretic?) belief that it is still year 54 AD or something and that the devil has made it seem like more time has passed so as to shatter our faith.

Hey punk what about Marek, Spaff, Moosferatu and -- most importantly -- ME?! We're all there too.

Marek, you're looking at Mulholland Drive backwards. It is the beginning that makes no sense whatsoever. Oh and -- by the way -- you're all full of shit. Except maybe Marek and Jake.

The Yoda puppet is making wanking motions all the while it sings praise to god... Holy shit, this is better than Monkeydang's games.

Gack! Boo! BOO! Go back to using Mr. T. and never say anything this lame again!

Scavenger Hunt: Waterloo: EDIT: Bah, screw you Peter! Why must you answer questions in a speedy manner.

There is one that I had a hell of a hard time finding, and that was a red one on an orange tabletop in one of the houses near Boyd's. Another one that was slightly easier to hunt down was purple and behind a car somewhere.

Best thread ever!

On a related note, the cheatcodes that are on all sites ever are fake.

Why does he need both turpentine and acetone?

Does anyone know where all the kids are located after... I've been looking for Maloof and Mikhail but I cannot find them anywhere...

I love the coat, tho.

The game industry will crash and burn and I will rejoice around the sacrificial pyre. Then we can raise the phoenix on a better foundation.

People are really stupid. I thought we were in a recession.

On the milkman (whose milk is delicious)

This thread has made my life.

You seem to not be able to look directly at the camera...

I don't have a DVD drive, but that is because my pc is a Frankenstein monster of sorts, created from scratch with quite a few reused components.

Planescape Troment Updated my journal. I feel stronger now.