MrHoatzin

I got gold at the flight school and presto, you get an apache of your own.

I used the apache chopper, the hunter or whatever it is called. Very neato.

A very, very bad choice of words.

I had a dream of breaking into Tim Schafer's house, splinter-cell style for whatever reason. He was angry. The dream was stupid.

I hope EU can rethink itself and go back to the right path. I hope the referenda were not detrimental.

http://www.nybooks.com/articles/18117 What say you?

What the fuck are you?

I think he has some brilliant sketches (GTA) and whole episodes (the Rick James one had me rolling on the floor), but on the whole I am not too awed by him --- the way I am by, say, George Carlin.

It would look better with a burning pyre of Sony and Microsoft stock in the background.

All gag shops ought to have those + shingle + plaque saying Your teh Winnar! and we have an award.

Rigtho!However, if Uwe actually turns up dead in a ditch somewhere with both his thumbs ritualistically severed and stuffed into his ears, I don't know you.

TarataratataratatatartartaraTA! FINISH HIM!

I think the problem is that TV people have no idea how to film award ceremonies without zooming in on famous people in the audience and getting their reaction to the funny that whoever's on stage made, cut to the tame stand-up joke, cut to the out-of-place music number, cut to a three second clip of the games, cut to Samuel L. Jackson accepting an award for being famous, cut to Ed Norton, cut to the stoned acceptance speech, cut to the stand-up joke, etc. ad infinitum. A better way of covering an industry full of nobodies is to have a voice over narrator like for the Olympics, explaining who the hell people they zoom in on are and why they are interesting, with some small and contrived trial and tribulations montages with footage of said person in the studio, intermittent with the rest of the award-giving endeavour and small interviews with the winners, losers and Lorne Lanning in the slow places of the show. That kind of show, being truly right, ought to be judged by my fellow thumbites and our ilk.

So the daily show would basically be an hour long? Neato.

So you basically hate all the Idle Thumbs qualities of the Daily Show? etc. (to quote the Remo)

You mean, Ted Hitler gets his own show?

Buy a gold cuban at Zip and get a mohawk and beard at the little barber shop south of the racetrack in Los Santos.

Granted, but that mysterious 'your' can be read... er... fuck off! I'm the master of hostility and takeovers! Stay back!

That is all nice and everything, but you're replying to Kolzig not Kingz. But yeah. I'll see what they have to offer.

Wrong!

I hate you. Also, it seems Tim is a SPEAKER SPEAKER. Sortof like Major Major.

It angers me so much that Samuel L. Jackson was nominated for the best voice actor award. He was so fucking bland! A Samuel L. Jackson impersonator would've done better!

That music... is it from Lola Rennt?