MrHoatzin

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  1. Things the Internet Cares About

    Maybe it went around the world. Maybe the fuzz took some time dissecting it and tapping it of its secret contents, and then let it pass.
  2. Things the Internet Cares About

    Ted Stevens is a proof positive that senators are what's destroying America. :colbert:
  3. Things the Internet Cares About

    I fear you.
  4. Things the Internet Cares About

    The Internet never forgets.
  5. Things the Internet Cares About

    Goatseee... just insert it somewhere at the top of the list.
  6. Ron Gilbert interview on Gamasutra

    Ugh. Hope not. It sounds linteresting. I know absolutely nothing about it and it kinda sounds interesting. Anyone remember that thing he was working on, whoa, eight, nine years ago and never finished when Cavedog disappeared? Good and Evil or something like that. I still have some preliminary screenshots and some concept art saved on some old backup cd somewhere.
  7. Things the Internet Cares About

    16. Poon...ies...
  8. Post You Pic Thread

    Uh... Yes. Definitely.
  9. Post You Pic Thread

    I will wake up tomorrow and he will be the president of the ESA. Just like that.
  10. Daily show segment on violent games

    IQ testing is my favorite kind of voodoo.
  11. Snakes on a Plane (and Gnarls Barkley)

    OMG! Fire extinguisher on a plane!
  12. anime

  13. anime

    It was made by David Lynch.
  14. anime

    Twin Peaks :shifty:
  15. anime

    Feh. I watched, like, three episodes and half a movie. It bored me to tears. It was pretty at times (thought the movie moreso than the series). It ain't no Third Man.
  16. anime

    Noir is not just a camera angle and slow ponderous discourse in front of extreme lighting. It is not just style. There is something sinister and psychological about it, there are fleshed out characters, there is hubris, guile and decadence, and Cowboy Bebop has none of it. It is just a wankery of superficial aspects of all that is perceived as noir and then it takes itself a tad too seriously for the rabid superficiality that it espouses. Or somesuch.
  17. anime

    Samurai Jack doesn't pretend to be any more than what it is. Cowboy Bebop keeps this serious, mysterious air about plots that are basically Futurama's (that may be an anachronistic thing to say, but I'll say it all the same).
  18. anime

    I second the uncensored sentiment. At least for Cowboy Bebop. I haven't seen the other one.
  19. Steam - Why do you hate/dislike it so much?

    I agree with everything you've said there, in the abstract, but I don't feel that way about Steam for some reason.
  20. Steam - Why do you hate/dislike it so much?

    Steam was there from the moment HL2 was announced. It was the means to buy the game from day one. And it was more rabid about requiring an internet connection than it is now, two years later.
  21. anime

    Princess Mononoke is really neato, Porco Rosso is decent if you don't watch the dubbed version (most often the original Japanese versions are :tup:ier than the dubbed ones), Nausicaä of the Valley of the Winds is one of Miyazaki's best (even the dubbed version is good) and my most favouritest of his movies. Miyazaki in general is really the :tup::tup:iest of anime-drawing fuckers.
  22. uwe boll vs. ... FIGHT!

    I have never seen any Uwe Boll movies. I know a guy named Uwe, though. Pretty nice dude. Professor of psychology or somesuch. Man has an amazing garden by southern Texas and any other standards.
  23. K, guys, that Snopes article is a joke made by the Snopes people to make fun of people who swear by snopes. Click at the link near the botton of the page.
  24. uwe boll vs. ... FIGHT!

    Hot Shit! Man, I would like to see that.