MrHoatzin

I sound like George Carlin, only slightly softer and with a fake foreign accent...

Well, by that logic Spaff's name is actually Waikikimookau.

Some sort of a cloud or a ceiling frieze.

I am not one of them Norse halogen honkeys who burn when the moon is full. I hardly ever burn. I am what you would call, dark white.

I always thought it quaint that in this puritan world it is easier for kids to fuck each other silly than to gain acces to porn or R-rated movies...

I really love this smiley: . It is totally me.

You know, for what it's worth, I liked both desktop adventure games...

I am a very conservative man, I believe all these people should be hunted down and shot.

There are no shareholders. George Lucas owns his companies.

I already hate your featurama.

So sad, but true.

I would just like to say that Nostradamus is full of shit. And he's ugly. And he smells.

Don't tempt me, AGA...

Ok, that's it! The thread is closed and 'Monkey Island' has been inserted into the list of cursewords. Every time you mention it, it will be replaced with 'that game'.

Heh, I destroyed a mouse playing Minesweeper. Buttons completely gone... the only time ever my finger muscles cramped on me...

YEAH! Grand Theft Auto: Sodom and Gomorrah

That would be just plain awesome! Then you hit your horse against a wall, jump off it, run away and wait for it to explode... But seriously, horses with some actuall AI would be cool.

Godzilla versus King Kong and the whole city gets leveled.

Where did you get that statistic about women scientists, Trep? I don't think it is in the least correct. However, yeah, utter lack of women was kinda freaky to me too... but if there were women scientists, I bet some of the crab-infested zombie women would be walking around and you would have to shoot them and Joe Lieberman would call that "graphic depiction of violence against women..." On a vaguely unrelated note: Was I the only testosterone-to-the-brim teenager out there who repeatedly slammed Lara Croft against the walls just to hear her sigh?

This thread is split from this thread move along, nothing happened -- ysbreker, who for the first time tried to split a thread, and failed.

I don't know why on earth I would, but I find this post really reassuring. There may yet be some good in the world, that sort of thing...

You know, Denis Rodman got sued for saying something along those lines after the Bulls lost a game to Utah Jazz some six years ago...

Sortof like The Stunts - the game where you could make your own racing course and race against the computer. Old thing for DOS. It is known under different names...

Oh, scheisse... I feel like an ass: I wrote ftp when I meant to write fps... I hate acronyms...