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O'Brien to Take Over The Tonight Show in 2009
MrHoatzin replied to Kolzig's topic in Movies & Television
The difference is clear:Conan O'Brien: (small, sickening and insignificant) John Stewart: (great, invigorating and pitying the fools) -
Fuck Trapezoid.
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O'Brien to Take Over The Tonight Show in 2009
MrHoatzin replied to Kolzig's topic in Movies & Television
O'Brien presents a metric load o' crap stuffed into a, on the whole, unamusing hour. I really don't see what anyone sees in his show. -
It hurtsssss ussss, it burrnssss ussss, my precioussssss!!! AAAAHHH! Dear God of San Frankie, I still can't believe this load of crock! We need to save this article on our server somewhere (in the Manager Manager Manager, perhaps?) so that we may revisit it when we're overcome with doubts about our quality. Anathema! Fie, you vile, evil thing! Burn it! Burn it! Gah! Puke!
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Bah, yarbles! :tdown: :tdown: :( :\ How many factual errors can IGN fit in the first fucking paragraph?! That article reads like one of us parodying the "IGN style" for crying out loud!!
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This site is working fine.
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Would this be the plastic bag in Lola rennt?I sortof liked the katana that O-Ren Ishii had in Kill Bill... Also pretty much all props in Brazil and The City of Lost Children. Nothing in particular comes to mind.
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Secret Agent 8. I've sortof lost interest in them since Will left the band and escaped to China under shady pretexts and as shady circumstances, but I still listen to their odlen CDs when I feel like it.
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I swear, to the extent of my knowledge I had nothing to do with this... meh, I'm leaving too. Fuck all y'all.
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Hi, my name is Kingzjester. I once killed some people in my anger management class. It doesn't much matter, however, as they were all wankers anyway. Speaking of killing, wouldn't it be interesting if we could establish some sort of number as to how many things we killed in our gaming histories. Does anyone have a statistic as to how many things one has to kill on average to pass a game such as Half-Life or Warcraft or Morrowind? Does that mouse I drowned in a soup in MI count?
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Nothing is more retarded than the "pre-order" system in gaming retail.
MrHoatzin replied to Jake's topic in Video Gaming
I force the EB people to open all the boxes I buy from them and check if everything is inside. New games as well as used. -
Holland celebrates 60 years of freedom. In other news: Neo-Nazis win German election
MrHoatzin replied to Roderick's topic in Idle Banter
I have no time to read what is written! What do you take me for!? -
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It wasn't subliminal enough?I've been typing "Langhorne" over and over many times as of late, it was merely a malapropism in this case.
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Holland celebrates 60 years of freedom. In other news: Neo-Nazis win German election
MrHoatzin replied to Roderick's topic in Idle Banter
Well, fuck you, asshole. I am sick and tired of this tirade of yours. Do books have to have historical value to be read!? That is the most fucking annoying thing you've said so far in this here thread.Any and all books are fiction. Period. They were written by people and therefore the historical value is as moot a point as a point was ever moot. There is no truth in books, not even the impartial histories. I read books to get an insight into the mind of the lunatic who wrote them. I consider it no more than a one-way conversation. Fucking hell! -
I was not bothered by the cheesiness of the last sequence. Considering that...
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Longhorn freaks me out. I like PCs because I can use shady software on them. The whole trusted computing that Langhorne stands for leaves a bad aftertaste in my mouth. It means no more Photoshop, no more Corel, no more 3d Max or Flash... It is highly likely that I will not be switching to it any time soon. Call me paranoid, but I see the advent of that operating system as an end of an era embodied in the murkiness of free information, an era where I was comfortable.
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GACK! DELETE IT!! DELETE IT NOW!!!
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How I Nearly Died, and somewhere, a cow roams free along the highways...
MrHoatzin replied to Salka's topic in Idle Banter
Riiiight. :yep: -
I'm gonna buy Warhammer, though I wasn't a big fan of the lone previous Warhammer game I played...
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How I Nearly Died, and somewhere, a cow roams free along the highways...
MrHoatzin replied to Salka's topic in Idle Banter
... yeah. Too bad she can't write an essay worth a shit. -
Holland celebrates 60 years of freedom. In other news: Neo-Nazis win German election
MrHoatzin replied to Roderick's topic in Idle Banter
I have a Mein Kampf on my shelf. I hold it right between the Holy Bible and Das Kapital. What I find astounding is that there is such a thing as war guilt in the Japanese and the Germans, but the US has never felt it, never even considered it as applicable. After all the wars that the US led in the past 100 years, they have as much reason to as the above states. -
Yuf, darling, marry me. We can then sit in our unfurnished house celebrating gleefully our lack of children.