MrHoatzin

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  1. Avatars must go! ...thus spake Kingzjester

    Most people were added in there because I didn't want Chris and Erkki to feel singled out... There is something in your avatars that makes me hate you... with bile... while I don't hate you under normal circumstances... I can't quite place it... but they're eliciting ungodly feelings from me...
  2. Generational confusion

    After the Ultimate Generation® the memory of the good olden days of the Future Genration® will be at a high point and that is where the Neo-Future Generation® comes in.
  3. MS Word and the meaning of life

    Our programs no longer have any errors! Yay!
  4. Generational confusion

    And then after that comes the Neo-next Generation® followed by Post-Neo-Next Generation®, and then, right before the world ends, they'll come up with the Ultimate Generation®. I don't see what's so complicated about the whole nomencalture. It is quite intuitive.
  5. Games cost way too much.

    HAhahhahHAHAHHAhhahhahahhhhhaaaaaaah!
  6. Elder Scrolls IV

    These screenshots look insanely impressive...
  7. Crappy design pervading quality titles

    There is a used book store in the neighborhood that has old boxed versions of the game. I bought one a while ago, tried it, was disgusted and gave up.
  8. Games cost way too much.

    I salute you Chris Remo. I salute you for showing capacity to be succinct.
  9. Did I waste 24 bucks?

    I'm playing FFX right now too... I think that lead that looks like Meg Ryan is really hot... if only he had a more feminine voice and some boobs, he would make a perfect lead... I too am annoyed by the sighing and moaning and exclamations and the like... but ultimately, it don't matter...
  10. You said wednesday...argh

    WHAT?! We don't do customer service! Don't make me refund your goddamn life, motherfucker!
  11. Captain August launches

    Originality in subject matter and inspiration doesn't exist. What sets one artist appart from another is strength of technique.
  12. the president really "has to go"

    Furthermore the rich who get their tax cuts can wipe their ass with their newly-purchased bonds if there isn't a huge number of middle class consumers to buy the products and services of the industry that the rich are investing in.
  13. *****-***** ... wants you!!

    Try me.
  14. Crappy design pervading quality titles

    The Last Express had by all accounts an amazing save system. The whole rewind jibba-jabba that was deemed revolutionary -- a generation after its original incarnation -- when it later found its way into the new POP game. It may be a programming and testing nightmare to account for and memorize all the ragdoll and Physics trajectories and things, but a rewind option should become the norm.
  15. *****-***** ... wants you!!

    To whom? I am the Man, man!
  16. *****-***** ... wants you!!

    I'd wish you the best of luck, Randle, if I weren't insulted to the bone by this fucking thread.
  17. the president really "has to go"

    C-SPAN MOTHERFUCKER! NOTHING ELSE WOULD DO! I'm in Texas and day-to-day I feel like I have infiltrated enemy territory and am waiting to be air-lifted to somewhere normal.
  18. the president really "has to go"

    I wish I did but I do not know in the least what you're talking about sir.
  19. the president really "has to go"

    And, um, was this thread accidentally posted in the War Room? Why aren't the normal people replying?
  20. the president really "has to go"

    Heh, that's funny. All the more because what you deemed my honesty was an unadulterated lie.
  21. the president really "has to go"

    ...and I had nothing to do with it. I just traced the photograph...
  22. Holy Moly, or how valve wants my soul

    I was under the impression that the US inflation is relatively stagnant.
  23. Holy Moly, or how valve wants my soul

    Dear god, could the US Dollar have slipped that much since the introduction of the Euro?! As I remember, when the Euro "came out" it was $1 = €1. Is this the usual rate of Dollar slippage? I've only been in this country a relative short while.
  24. WIIYC&PBRATM?

    Man, you gotta copy and paste that... Let's see what's in my buffer.*click+click* Hmm... Nothing.