MrHoatzin

Crap.

By now it should have wiped its face clean off...

This whole thread just goes to show you that cens0rship only promotes lewd behaviour.

To commiserate commemorate the launch of ***** ***** and show the unending support and lack absence of hard feelings, the Idle Thumbs are pleased to present the Francis Bac0n smiley:

In the floppy version of the game, a stump in the forest on Meele appears when you get lost and if you click on it, the message will pop up promting you to insert disk 2834 or something. In CMI, while in the Goodsoup crypt, if you stick your head through the crack in the wall, you will see Guybrush's head sticking from the said stump in a MI1-looking interface for a few seconds.

CORELPhoto-Paint and my digital camera. No batch script was required.

I have low tolerance for convoluted forum filibusters. Go get some rest before I open a can of cens0r on your sorry arse.

Words ***** and ***** are the only two cursewords we have in our curse filter. People are advised to use delicious and pork strip in their stead.

Maybe it is just me, but don't you think that it would be wise to first pull this site out of your ass and then advertise it flagrantly around the neighbourhood? It just seems like the whole endeavour might have however slightly more... I don't know... integrity that way?

Dear mother of Santa Claus!

I haven't really played any tabletop RPGs, ever, but I have been helping a friend of mine make a cohesive world of his own in which to run games. He is using a D&D 3 rules for his basis, so I am marginally familiar with them... and now that I think about it, I have also played Neverwinter Nights so technically I am fairly familiar with the rules. And the game is set up in a very power-centric fashion. On the other end of the player power/story spectrum lies the Legend of the Five Rings tabletop. I can see myself creating a character with unfavourable stats because I can anticipate how those can have some interesting story implications, whereas having unfavourable stats in D&D pretty much literally retards you and has no positive bearing on the story.

If in doubt, then, go with the ass-like picture, spaz.

I hated the fact that there is no one who can buy the awesome, expensive things considering that looting and pillaging is my favourite way to get money in RPGs. I ended up leaving all the cool stuff in my house and selling the medium awesome things to the gimp in Caldera and the turtle/crab north-east of Vivec. I hate the mechanics of tabletop RPGs and the fact that much of the said mechanics have made their way to computer RPGs when they really shouldn't be there. BioWare is criminal in that regard. I don't like the fact that most D&D games are about all these awesome things your characters can do, rather than the story that they're in. It is a geek-empowering trip of no aesthetic value.

On average people love Bush. They think he is the greatest president since God himself set sail from the Old World to create America for his chosen people, the Americans. I don't trust people's opinions.

I had a really awesome silver lamp with lime green paraffin in clear key oil... much like that one above... and then one night... I don't remember if I did something to it, like turned it on in a cold appartment, or if it spontaneously combusted, but the thing said pop. No, wait! I remember! The lightbulb died and the new one I put in was of higher wattage... silly rabbit... anyway, the lamp cracked in the middle of the night and I woke to find a green, greasy patch on the carpet. Much sadness.

It is an aquarium substitute -- you attain the same kind of zen watching both. It is for people with no patience to take care of actual fish, or for those who like their aquaiums boiling hot and full of oil and paraffin.

Hmmm.Only superficially. I despise all that is universally loved about D&D in the geek circles.

Oooh... I've been toying with the idea of starting the game again on my new super rockstar rig that can play all the bells and whistles without hurtin'. Have I shared that wee secret about the best way to get around the south Morrowind? Well, actually it will help you get around pretty much anywhere you want with but little inconvenience.

Oh, and here's the press release.

The ass. If in doubt, go with the ass.

All the characters are half-developed.

I was under the impression that the coyote represented the stock trickster deity.

Oh, and I think that the new leg avatar trend is teh greatest thing 3v3r.

I don't know. I don't think I am. I believe I am just generally bothered by that picture.

Toblix's new icon is the avatar to end all avatars! I bow, sir.