MrHoatzin

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  1. Morrowind

    Dude. Stop spamming. You could've said all of that in one fucking post!
  2. Extraordinary League of Gentlemen

    I thought Lost in Translation was a horrendously overrated pile of dung. Occasionally it seemed like it was going somewhere, but then didn't go anywhere at all. Much about nothing. It may be possible that the movie is not as bad as I remember it being. Furthermore I resent the Citizen Kane comment.
  3. Who's going to win?

    You're 17 for another 107 days, right? How do your folks plan to vote, compadre? There are no less than three layers of bullshit at play there.
  4. Ok, folks, I am sick and tired of some of y'all's avatars. I would be mortally, fabjoyously happy if the following people did something about theirs (please, please, please): Chris Erkki Toblix Hermes Chris Bc9b Ragnar Kingzjester Chris Jackal Erkki Moosferatu Tanukitsune Tabacco Chris Screwtape Chris Chris Erkki Thank you for your consideration. If you choose to oblige, I will thank you in a really florid manner.
  5. Is Your Mom Dead?

    Karma is the mojo that you drag along from your previous life and that goes towards your next one. Darma is your obligation to your caste in this life.
  6. M.A.M.E.... Am I being to strick with myself?

    Why would you want to maim yourself?
  7. So I just got KOTOR....wot now?

    I should lock myself in the bathroom for four hours and rethink my life philosophy in whole.
  8. Avatars must go! ...thus spake Kingzjester

    Bigger people have been executed brutally for uttering lesser herecies.
  9. Avatars must go! ...thus spake Kingzjester

    What more do you want? We let you say and do whatever you simple people want to do as long as it is not ***** *****-related. The 160X100 pixel avatars for administrators were set up in the original vbulletin setup. We didn't change it, we just noticed it and used it.
  10. Avatars must go! ...thus spake Kingzjester

    Don't mess with me! I'll disappear you, punk!
  11. So I just got KOTOR....wot now?

    Because it is kinda crappy.
  12. Morrowind

    Every freakin' time I had to deal with the Rododendrons they mumbled something about me being an outsider and therefore untrustable...
  13. Avatars must go! ...thus spake Kingzjester

    Who is that?
  14. Morrowind

    No actually, the xenophobes are under the Shell in Ald-Ruhn. By Resomethingorother I meant Hlaalu. It's been a while. I know that one house had a name that started with R... I just confused them, thasall... I did join the Hlaalu the first time I played the game and had me a house on the Odai Plateau.I confused the house names, but I am looking at a map of Morrowind when it comes to the place names...
  15. Avatars must go! ...thus spake Kingzjester

    Did you read what I said? I said allowed size for administrators. Are you an administrator? I sure as fuck didn't canonize you into one.
  16. New Playstation 2

    San Andreas really impressed me. I wasn't expecting it to... it is like GTA meets The Sims meets Morrowind...
  17. Morrowind

    What errors, punk?
  18. Mephisto speaks

    Animatronic Bin Laden, a fundamentalist freak, explains himself soundly in a revealing Behind the Scenes segment on Al Jazzahedron. Implies terrorism will stop when US hegemony ceases. Bush and Kerry vow to kill the motherfucker. Why is it that the devil always sounds the most levelheaded in any argument?
  19. Invader Zim

    This is the BEST THREAD EVER!
  20. Morrowind

    Join one of the three local houses. You finish some missions and get a place to call your own. They actually build you a house in the wilderness. If you join the Rosomethingorother your house would be southwest of Balmora on the Odai Plateau, if you join the crazy wizards out east you get an awesome mushroom house somewhere close to Uvirith's Grave, and if you join the noble xenophobes that rule the crab's shell in Ald-Ruhn your house will be somewhere in the ashlands on the road between Maar Gan and Ald-Ruhn. In addition to having a house of my own, I held some of my awesome shit in a pile by the shrine of the moon in Vivec...
  21. Help with the Laptop

    Whore.
  22. Avatars must go! ...thus spake Kingzjester

    Well, you were proud of the fact that you had increased the size allocation for administrators' avatars... and I can resist everything but temptation...
  23. I had a dream about Idle T.

    I was running around trying to fix the computer that that weird character spilled a glass of lemonade into and was all pissy and eating peanuts by the fistfull and you happened to be in my way whichever way I turned... In all, the rest of the dream was a natural continuation of that drunken chat we had last night... and you didn't like the fact that I had a mouthful of peanuts... quite frankly I didn't know why I had been eating them myself...
  24. I had a dream about Idle T.

    I just now had a weird dream with Yufster, a mouthfull of peanuts and this weird guy I have a couple of classes with... Weird stuff... was awkward too...
  25. Invader Zim