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Everything posted by MrHoatzin
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Please no dirt! We are all gathered here at the Idle Thumbs to escape our horrible, horrible histories -- to frolic freely, free of persecution, in this refined retreat of refuge. So, no dirt.
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Funny. Real funny. Everybody here knows you're an admin and an editor. You won't fool me, sir! No, sir, you won't! Ha! That said, I am partial to Vãlium. My dog likes it too, poor sucker.
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Bah! Go screw yourselves with a big rubber dick!!
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Damn straight.
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Any of you fuckers touch my car, and you die.
MrHoatzin replied to shbazjinkens's topic in Idle Banter
I had a crackhead bum break my window once while I was at a party two clubs down the road. He threw a brick through my driver-side window. Stole a toothpaste, a deodorant and a box of mints I had bought earlier that day and left in the plastic bag on the passenger seat... Two months later, when I got sick and tired of driving around with a clear plastic tarp that flapped in the wind so loud that I couldn't hear the radio, I bought the window at a junkyard for fifty bucks and installed it myself in an afternoon... -
Buy some firecrackers, and stuff them up his tight ass! Then give feed him some laminated pickles laced with white phosphorus. Then sit back and wait for the moment when the twain meet. ()
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Hey! Santa Fe, Texas, Galveston county... it is not often Galveston gets into the news on matters other than hurricanes or some rich guy chopping up a human being, packing it up in wee suitcases, and throwing it into the Gulf....
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Hey! Santa Fe, Texas, Galveston county... it is not often Galveston gets into the news on matters other than hurricanes or some rich guy chopping up a human being, packing it up in wee suitcases, and throwing it into the Gulf....
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From the k12 education system to the American Idol and all of reality television; they encourage mediocrity. I am also shocked how many mediocre artists find their way to the art schools... I SEE MEDIOCRE PEOPLE! THEY'RE EVERYWHEREHEHWEHWEHHEHW~!! They wouldn't have gotten where they are if mediocrity were not encouraged. I mean, in this country we want our presidents to be "good moral people" which is a great euphemism for "bland" -- being smart is NOT DESIRED... Bah, bum clouds!
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That is the message of the movie, though, with very little of it open to flamewarring and bickerments... if what you said was directed towards me.
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I am sick and tired of the whole "everybody's equal" bullshit and disagree vehemently with the message of the movie being "disturbing". If you're better than anyone else at something or other, fuck everyone else. Mediocrity is encouraged in the US too fucking much. Syndrome's a bit on the paradoxical side since he is obviously quite bright, but he fails to realize that that alone puts him ahead of most and into the super arena.
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This explains why the movies were so gratuitously cool and how that aspect of the thing seemed totally grafted on top of the story as if by someone who didn't understand the story at all...
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He stopped the forces more elite than thou from nuking it.
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The NRA pries a video game from the industry's COLD DEAD HANDS! Yay.
MrHoatzin replied to Jaero's topic in Video Gaming
Some sort of dish? -
Quite frankly I don't understand what the problem was? What exactly do you consider the ending?
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The NRA pries a video game from the industry's COLD DEAD HANDS! Yay.
MrHoatzin replied to Jaero's topic in Video Gaming
Fawrner varmint is what my neighbours call me... -
Well, there's Black Mesa East...
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The AI gets better as you go along.
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Does anyone know of a way to play Half-Life without the internet? My on-ramp to the information superhighway has been hellishly clogged as of late with Steam refusing to log on more often than not.
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And the award for the Most Unecessary Post Ever goes to...
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You mean Va£v€?
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No defensives! Just attack in response! It is much more amusing to witness! Example: See how that works better? It hits the spot at just the right angle.
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This ain't really a first impression, but Deadworm reminded me... a pity about Judith Mossman, I kinda liked her. Who wudda thunk it?