MrHoatzin

A big jolly fuck you to whoever changed the forum back without putting the smileys where they belong.

The unfortunate side-effect of the present state of affaires is that Moos can change all our avatars if so he pleases.

Well, yeah, it was made for a gamepad and therefore plays better, but the whole "I can't imagine" thing annoyed me. And yes, I'll bind that wee, one-sentence rant to control+shift+F11 so that I may use it in the future.

Every time anyone says something like this I pick up this reverberating, aristocratic, blasé, let-them-eat-cake, Ole Miss outrage in their voice that makes me want to chop their heads off. It plays just fucking fine.

If you plan to die before you're 21, yes. If you don't, then just call it Excerpts From Life or Me Talk Pretty One Day or The Bible. You see the pattern?

... like everyone else here?

I too want to have sex with Tim even though I have a perfectly functional father at home... erm... what I meant to say is, it is perfectly normal to want to have intimate fuck relations with Tim Schafer, my dear Electra.

Salks, though I love her dearly, is a moron.

Seventeen. The blurriness is from our mother's side of the family.

Having grown up in a place that knows snow, I am not too shaken. There hasn't been snow in Galveston in a quarter century, and I don't think it was like this when it snowed last. My sister's friends are all freaking out, having been born after the last snow. I haven't seen the stuff myself in, like, four years.

GTA2 was cute, but ultimately a steamin' pile of shit. You didn't know where you were going, ever, because the ever-so-lauded top-down view, in its immense wisdom, prevented you from anticipating anything that wasn't in your immediate proximity. It was like playing one of the newer GTA games by having the whole screen covered with a paper bag -- except for the little map in the corner -- a wee flap would be cut out from the paper bag to allow you to see the dinky map. Oh, the joy! The newer games are just crap compared with the purity, the RAW PURITY of the olden ones! Ah, how I cherish looking at my avatar's bald spot while I'm trying to figure out which way I'm facing and from which way the cops are gonna come to kill me... :(

I don't get it. Defrag didn't help? 'Cause the damn thing was just fine for me before I defragged (with only occasional stuttering after checkpoints) and noticeably better after.

Grendel can blow me.

Let's not forget that old Beowulfian classic, Deck the Halls with Arms of Monsters...

So, you're saying it is not easy?

You're a nazi and so is your mother!!!! Hahahahah!!!!!!! I win.

For the love of all that is holy, please stop messing with the fucking smilies! :( :(

But they love each-other!

I hope EA burns itself out on this sport franchise accumulation.

You have your fucking suppository. No rape for you!

I would like to use this opportunity to publicly declare that I will viciouly and without remorse rape whoever finds it fit to perpetually change :naughty: and :innocent: smilies to "PLEASE READ BETWEEN THE LINES; I AM BEING SUGGESTIVE" and "THIS IS A SEXUAL REFERENCE" tags, respectively.

Microsoft may be ruling the world right now, but at least they are fair to their employers -- EA Games fucked baby Jesus.

Help us Majesco, you're our only hope!

Fuck you?

Bah, you can just fuck all y'all for all I care.