MrHoatzin

Shit, darling... You gotta beat some sense into that mother of yours...

The hell?! I mean seriously, the hell?!

Rowan Atkinson or Wesley Snipes?

He's not British.

I don't really have to seek attention. I am naturally noticed. It is a curse. Never incognito.

Aaaaahahahaha.... hahahah.... haaahhh....

How did you manage to post that before I addedd the poll???

You want Evgeny Onegin to play bond?

I would like to say something very absolute about collective intelligence of the world and imply that my opinion is infallible -- that is what I do best -- but I am afraid that Chris would retort with something cynical and hurtful about my infallible and absolute opinion, so I won't say anything. I'll just assume the foetal position in the corner and bob gently for hours on end. Like so:

If so, why do I always see it eaten with sticks?

Hmm... no rice, fish or wasabi? What then makes it a sushi? Ginger? Seaweed? Bumclouds!

I got CJ to look as close to that as possible. Too bad beard coiffuring is not an option and there are no earings -- 'cause those things would allow for awesome™ness. Also, the game should have a pink tutu that Guybrush wore as a formal dress option or something like that... Man, that sounds like a country song: I was loved and left for dead; He broke my heart and then my head, Burned the trailer and from the cinders bore The pink tutu that Guybrush wore...

I should change my name to |<in92j3573r4n470r da 9r347357. Then I would be a force to be reckoned with.

This isn't another one of those rate-my-shit.biz threads?

I saw an awesome rendition of King Lear in DC during the Shakespeare in the Park thing one year. The whole thing was set during First World War in England (judging by the costumes). The youngest daughter was played by an actress that's apparently deaf and dumb, but the King's Jester interpreted her sign language; he also rapped a couple of his lines that gave way to that easily. Oh, and the whole set was matte black, the colour of tires, and it looked like it had the texture of sandpaper. There were these amazing looking sculpural forms made of scrap iron and chicken wire all over the place -- the set changes were brought about by different light shining through these sculpures. That wavy wire basket thing thinly filled with aluminum cans spray-painted black in the middle of the light grill, for example, will act as the foliage during that scene in the forest when the light shines through it... It is amazing how much can be accomplished with well thought-out lighting.

I don't think that is a pc screenshot. They just used one of the PS screenshots for the PC page. And the look of it has nothing to do with antialiasing. My rig is quite close to top of the line today and it just doesn't show any signs of the visual aesthetic the PS version does. The Rockstars chose not to port shaders and things for whatever retarded reason.

Here's an illustration. Note the water and also the refracting droplets on the "camera" (in the pc version they are just little images that look like droplets but don't refract the image behind them... but I can't find pc droplets screenshot): pc: ps: If the pictures don't work here are the respective links: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/grandtheftautovicecity/screens.html?page=48 http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/action/grandtheftautovicecity/screens.html?page=80

Where the hell do you pick this shit up?!

You are what we in the religion business call hippy liberal agnostic pinko commie. Or somesuch.

It's not the drivers. GTAIII looks the same on the PC as it does on the PS, Vice City on the other hand looks like crap.

I just hope that they don't do a shitty port of the game, forsaking the visual style. I am willing to wait two years if it means that I will see the same shaders and light bloom and like doohickies that stand in stead of true radiosity, instead of the big NOTHING that was ported in the PC version of Vice City, for example. Ooooohkay, that was a weird sentence... but I like it.

Instead of drinking I read smoking and was freaked out for a brief second...

Ok, that is just fucking ridiculous.

I smoke cigars and dope at times. All socially-like.