MrHoatzin

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  1. Hapland

  2. Advent Rising

    None of you are allowed to dislike Majesco.
  3. "Bonjour Mainstream"

    Well, he can make anything. Sellability guaranteed.
  4. "Bonjour Mainstream"

    Wait, isn't Ancel making a King Kong game after the new movie by Peter Jackson?
  5. Bioware to steal faces

    Mmmmm, lifelike feces.
  6. Scrapland

    That is Nurse Ratched. Medication time, Randal.
  7. Tim's Beard Speaks

    Ashcroft lobbied to have the bare-breasted statue of Justice hidden behind a curtain because it gave him a boner. I think that also he had a speedo mandated for the replica of David in the city square in Florence, South Carolina, or some such place...
  8. Tim's Beard Speaks

    I kida like it as it is. http://timisgod.mixnmojo.com/davim4site.jpg
  9. Fuck

    Pretty much the only problem I have with the official PS2 controller is the individualness of the "arrow" buttons. It would've been better had they been one button on a pivot, like Spaff's avatar.
  10. Tim's Beard Speaks

    Kevin Smith is a hack.
  11. Scrapland

    You're joking, right? Gone gold means they made the gold master from which to mass-produce the disks...EDIT: What Cremo said.
  12. "Bonjour Mainstream"

    But the game is a pixar movie you can control!
  13. "Bonjour Mainstream"

    I believe the pig story comes from you, ma man. I just didn't know where I got it.
  14. Tim's Beard Speaks

    Mmmmnnnnyah—ahdunno...
  15. "Bonjour Mainstream"

    I can totally see where Ancel is coming from... that however won't stop me from writing a really mean slew of hate mail. No, but really... Even Penny Arcade readers are morons. What hope is there for all the other gamers out there? Do people who buy games on the large really want to appreciate the wonderfulness of BG&E and like original games? I heard somewhere someone explaining how they refused to play BG&E because you had to talk to a pig... So be it...
  16. Holy Testicle Tuesday

    I see no reason why I couldn't play this one.
  17. Tim's Beard Speaks

    I think Ron Gilbert has been hanging around his office a little too much... osmosis, you know...
  18. Tim's Beard Speaks

    I kinda like the whole Ted Katzinsky look...
  19. San Andreas

    If you are sprinting and want to turn sharply, I would advise you to use the right analogue stick for turning. IE: You're holding the left one straight forward, you're tapping the X button fast, and then you stop tapping for a brief moment while you jerk the right stick. Presto! The right one is actually faster when it comes to turning than its left cousin.
  20. http://www.idlethumbs.net/images/showimage.php?id=136
  21. Cheers, motherfucker!
  22. San Andreas

    Retard.
  23. Kingzjester Hate Club

    Shit. I thought I actually double-checked those becauses. Well, I guess the only thing that remains for me to do now is edit the dictionary so as to render the alternate spelling acceptable...
  24. San Andreas

  25. My parents are having sex.

    If they can make battleships out of concrete, why not wooden fireplaces?