MrHoatzin

Wow.... that is so awesomely bad.

Did any of you pagans actually ever doubt Him?

My normal speaking voice is a falsetto, for example...

Yeah, just like with 28 Days Later...

When you think about it, GTA is Lemmings.

Thumb gives away the prestigious Polished Turd award. That is the end all be all of awards for the game industry awardsmiting.

All too often I turn around a corner sharply to encounter an extremely low-res world. Still, it is ok. The shaders are sexy.

Screw you, whore! Leave the goddamn Clockwork Orange out if this!

The original movie is all kinds of shit and Tim Burton is a hack.

You're so banned.

Personally I want a spoon-bending game.

Happy Valentines Day!

Her avatar now looks like a Frida Kahlo painting...

They're probably all deadworm.

Starring meeee as Dirk Gently.

I think without a doubt that the best adventure game of the past five or so years is Peasant's Quest (soon to be a movie!). All other games were shit.

Which commonly smells like anything but failure. More ofthen it smells like crack cocaine.

How can anyone called "Love" kill another human being?!

...all except your lovely father.

I can see that you are pissed, but I really didn't mean to start a battle of any sort. The last thing I want is another exchange of mag-esque 700-word rants. PCs are like women. You gotta know how to work them lovingly, how to keep them happy so that they don't give you headaches.

Every two years or so I post one of these threads, just to see where I stand.

Dude, I still have a 20mg drive. It is this monstrous thing as big as a cd drive.... It is quite useless, but I still have it.

I've had absolutely no problems with the computer I've put together and am running right now. None whatsoever. That is why I am tempted to butt horns with Chris over his flagrant generalizations about PC uselessness. If only I cared.

I only ever wanted to tell you that I love you, it just came out all wrong. Also, your ads are the least effective ones I've ever seen.