MrHoatzin

BG&E rushed? You're so fucking banned. :(

Well... so is The Who's music...

Hi? Are you Uwe Boll? I'm a big fan of yours. Would you mind saying a few words for your fanclub? And could you pose for a picture here with this bronzed piece of shit attached to a shingle... that is our prestigious Polished Turd™ award....

You gotta spray all the tags before you can get anything, get all the horseshoes, take all the snapshots, all the oysters and so on.

Dunno. Maybe.

No... although I did accost the curator of the SA museum of art, the ancient oriental department, with some random L5R* questions once... *) Tabletop RPG set in an pseudo mythical orient that I sadly never played.

I have to take some fifteen credits in that stuff. I am taking two classes now. I even published a piece of art critique I originally wrote for the contemporary art history (I still don't know what grade I got for that asignment). :buyme:

BTW, I am not in Austin. I'm in San Antonio.

Hey, dude, you're an Okie. It doesn't get worse than that.

How did you know I made a sculpture of the pope fucking a little kid? In retrospect it was a really bad idea... I don't really know what possessed me to do it. Needless to say, I destroyed the goddamn thing... although I liked how the god-awfully gaudy fake bronze finish came out. As for the Art Institute of Houston, all I'm saying is that their portfolio, the drawings that were proudly displayed in the admissions offices and the videos that were played in the lobby threw me aback. To be frank, there is probably as much if not more of the same calibre of shit in my school, it is just that my school has a veneer of snobbism and the avant-garde to disguise the said shit. It is ultimately up to you, you know, where you want to push yourself. The only thing the schools are for is establishment of connections. Perhaps you can establish better connections in the paying art field (i.e. design) while at an Art Institute of Houston kind of school than you can here. So don't be dissin' my snobbism. It's the only thing I got.

There is a very little window of profit in some of the game-related things Microsoft is trying to champion with the next generation of consoles: namely the universal platform or software back end or however you want to call it for all the consoles. This will benefit the independent developers more than it would a single one of the console makers. Nintendo doesn't care about this because they don't like outsiders making games for their purple box of horrors, Sony doesn't like it because they are winning in the present state of affaires. One of the main reasons we have not been seeing more creative games in the past seven years is the cost-prohibitive nature of multimedious development for the present generation of consoles.

What are you talking about?! All three corporations, MS, SONY and Nintendo, are evil empires. Why must you single out MS?

Goblin's Quest

Art Institute of Houston is one of those drive-through art schools of little to no merit. They depressed the shit out of me.

You know you've played too much GTA San Andreas when you go to a night club and only when you leave realize that you were the only cracker there.

Never?

Big floppy donkey dick.

I was thinking more along the lines of slitting one's wrists while in the warm bathtub.

You will suck.Tasty bacon.

If I ever go out with a suicide, I want to do it the ancient roman way. *wishes we had an emoticon for that*

A vehicular spoiler (for those who have finished the airport asset):

Hey!

I don't have a dorm. I live in an appartment practically on campus. My present set of roommates -- well, flatmates -- we have individual rooms and share two bathrooms between the three of us (one dude left) -- this present set of flatmates is the best I have yet had...

Aww man.... Why did he shoot himself?

"Also Consider" thing on the right of that preview features Spongebob Squarepants the movie.