MrHoatzin

Having finished this little feature, I am left wondering why Tim is so curt when he is a part of mass interviews such as this one.

I don't know if I would be able to play the highschool RPG. I would find myself more often than not walking down the halls and killing cheerleaders, jocks and like whores with cold stares and no interesting prospect past their senior year...

...or alterantively you could just take off the medium armor that you stole from the guards...

Normal futball perhaps, American football not really.

Bring out the bibs! After all, this is bib country.

Sit it out in jail.

wait Make all the bot fonts slightly bigger, Erkki.

:ponycrap: What can I do? There are certain spelling errors that are eye-pokers™. (this smiley is aiming to poke his eye)

Sounds like some sort of chocolate tropical drink...

Gothic 1 is the least open-ended RPG I have ever played.

The game has been out for quite a while. I have it. I haven't managed to play it. I just hate the decisions that I have to make at the very beginning. They seem like the kinds of decission that will bite me in the ass, and bite me hard.

I am fat, and I like how L clothes fit me, but more often than not I cannot fit into L, so I go with XL. My mother (somehow I always go clothes shopping when I am in close proximity of my mother) insists I wear XXL because of some bizarre notion she has of what a) fits me, looks nice on me, and c) I will grow into.

This is one ridiculous cascade.

open mailbox

q this is swell!

It is supposed to imbibe my weak frame with a feeling of profound security.

I took that to mean that the first n customers to order get the shit.

*walks out to the porch**takes a picture* *uploads it*

That oblivion forest looked better last time I saw it... Man, that is one artificial shade of green... I could go with a little more variety...

kill erkki

It is not from the Labyrinth as such, the exchange goes far back. Now, I am not sure if it was an old jazz song or a black and white movie, or maybe both...

Just check it with the man. What man? Man with the power. What power? Power of voodoo. Who do? You do. What? Check it with the man.

Man, this is so awesome!

The artistry unique to video and computer games lies in this sort of game moreso than in any adventure or action game. Adventure games and action games get their artistic legitimacy from their movie-like qualities. True games are things like Spore -- a shotload of tweakable processes that create something.