MrHoatzin

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  1. GTA San andreas. How did you do the missions?

    I don't get it. I did that one in one try.
  2. Grounded

    I was never grounded for anything. That form of punishment didn't work on me. My sister on the other hand is grounded all the time. That is because, try though I might, she never listens to my time-tested, case specific tips on parent-wrangling.
  3. Christopher Walken

    He wasn't from SNL, he just had so many memorable guest appearances that he would steal the show.
  4. Time for a new Psychonauts thread

    He has fallen out of favour.
  5. GTA San andreas. How did you do the missions?

    You don't have to do it to finish the game. I didn't.
  6. Time for a new Psychonauts thread

    I made that thing back when I had a 1024 X 7somethingsomething screen. Right now it seems a little wee... If I ever enlarge it, I would have to retouch the detail. If I had a bigger initial photo of the Nighthawks I would've made it bigger yet. Alas.
  7. Time for a new Psychonauts thread

    Psychonauts is already stretching it with the PS2.
  8. GTA San andreas. How did you do the missions?

    I finished all missions without cheating. Black project was kinda easy, but then again I like to take it slowly. I mostly kill stealthily. I found the second RC mission no less than hell.
  9. Time for a new Psychonauts thread

    And you know what I was just thinking? What if they royally ported it to the Commodore? There hasn't been a good game for the C64 in 20 years! Unless it can't handle the console... BTW, check out the new Church of TIM everybody!
  10. Wanna get into the games industry? Have a heart attack.

    The whole fucking country was one big ass union.
  11. Wanna get into the games industry? Have a heart attack.

    ... That, of course, will lead to a massive outsourcing of game-design from US to third world countries such as "India", "Philipinnes", or "France".
  12. Wanna get into the games industry? Have a heart attack.

    Unionize now!
  13. Earthsea

    I should read these. Just as soon as I am done with Crime and Punishment and the Koran.
  14. Earthsea

    You know, I saw the series while bored stiff one weekend. I thought it was borderline clever, and I could see that there were good things going on somewhere in the minds of whoever came up with this stuff... but were surpressed deeply. I didn't know there are books before now. Might check them out. Tell me more.
  15. Zork test 3

    glide down puddle
  16. New Games Journalism Redux: Kieron's Revenge

    You know, the Communist Manifesto was an awesome piece of writing, unfortunately it spawned communists. You can't blame all them people's dogma and lack of creativity, faculty, understanding on Marx.
  17. Jade Empire site is live

  18. Jade Empire site is live

    Ooooh, and there is a rainbow... How very gaï.
  19. Morrowind Help

    Having learned English playing LEC games, I can't help but spell it scumm every time I have to...
  20. POP Meshes and Textures

    Nobody called you stupid, punk. The rude request redux was... rad... You could fit right in... unfortunately we won't help you. You're more likely to find helpful advice on anal leakage at the official Christian Coalition website than you are finding miscellaneous meshes owned by UbiSoft at the Idle-T.ASIDE: Isn't it funny that Christian Coalition is cc.org while Clear Channel is cc.com? Two sides of the same shit on two sides of the same domain.
  21. POP Meshes and Textures

    I love u.
  22. Zork test 2

    #Who the fuck are you and where did you come from??
  23. Time for a new Psychonauts thread

    Xbox.
  24. Giant game level maps

    I think it was on Grumpy Gamer before this thread appeared. Now that is the silliest thing I've ever heard!
  25. Morrowind Help

    Honestly, I turned the game on a few weeks ago, just to see how it looks on my latest graphics card, and was freaked out by how pug fugly the game was.