MrHoatzin

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  1. The new Lara

    She doesn't look human at all...
  2. Native American Nazi

    Wow... this is surreal. Though I heard about this kid and the ten people he put out if their misery from the American media, I didn't hear anything about him being a fucking nazi. What is this world coming to? ...Everybody knows that Native Americans cannot be Nazis... in spite of the fact that the federal government forces them to dwell on how pure the blood of their tribe is (for the tax break purposes you are native american if you have one parent with two full-blooded parents from the same tribe; if however you marry a half-indian from another tribe, your children will not be considered native american even though they are 50% indian).
  3. Get Perpendicular

    That's... disconcerting...
  4. Random Gibberish

    Man, I totally posted that thing about oompa loompas in here before I read your post. In fact, when I answered that question, I switched to the other tabbed window and there you were talking about oompa loompas....Back on topic: Bum clouds and dick sprouts!
  5. They need to have an editor figure out what questions need to be asked and give them to them one by one. Just have an oompaloompa run onto the set with index cards every once in a while.
  6. Animated series with dinosaurs circa 1980-1990?

    Nah, but it is the most unnecessarily java-littered site I've seen in seven years.
  7. Mobile phones

    It makes it easier for you to send a "help rape!" message to your local 911 or whathaveyou.
  8. Total Annihilation

    Your little friend should send a few messages to Ron Gilbert.
  9. Idle Thumbs

    You can't blame the design team for lack of mature players.
  10. Seen any good movies lately?

    Nah, I was just bitching on the subject that you provided.
  11. Seen any good movies lately?

    No Man's Land was just plain ridiculous... it takes too many cheap and random shots. The whole mine that cannot be deactivated bullshit is bullshit. They could've just put some sort of plank under the lying dude on the pin of the bomb and moved him, then pulled the plank away to neutralize the mine. If they made out of it a more Dr Strangelovesque dark comedy, maybe it would've worked as is. The director relies on stereotypes too much: the Bosnian dude is cool because he wears Converse! The Serbian dude is a dork because he wears glasses! There are better movies about this war out there. Pretty Village, Pretty Flame, for example. It relies a lot on loaded, vaguely patriotic, fraternity-inspiring music that may not be familiar to non-SFR-Yugoslavian audiences, but is good in spite of it. Speaking of movies, this is what I've seen recently: I ♥ Huckabies good random movie Million Dollar Baby very traditional, solid Holywood The Producers kinda short, kinda lacking in something Steamboy incoherent exploding cartoon bullshit Sideways subtle Finding Neverland there is no movie here All's Quiet on the Western Front solid, old movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind the first time I saw it in the theatres I wasn't aware of how messed up everyone in the movie really is
  12. April Fools

    Let's see... I've barely filled 42 megabytes which is... wait... 2%? What?! Wait??!! They increased the limit to 2 gigabytes?! Holy crap!
  13. Earthsea

    I really enjoy Ged's distinctiveness and hubris. Not often do you see that. I can see how Harry Potter is more popular, though. Not many young retards can relate to a red-skinned faun who is an intimidating knowledge whore, clever and talented, the maker of his own fortune and a true tragic hero — but most kids can relate to a harmless jock cracker who is a constant victim of circumstance and everybody's pawn.
  14. April Fools

    Nothing really beats the Gmail announcement from last year. It was so silly and over the top and then... turns out it real.
  15. Earthsea

    I took all three books from the library earlier today.
  16. Random Gibberish

    red meat red wine green tea pesto starburst!
  17. It's actually not raining

    Post some shit at the new and sexy Church of Tim, why doncha?
  18. Psychonauts gets its first review

    I didn't say they should be killed, nor did I make a metaphor. I only said they should be shot. Chris Burden style.
  19. Psychonauts gets its first review

    Or yes!
  20. Psychonauts gets its first review

    These people should be shot!! :ponycrap: :deadman: :\
  21. Grounded

  22. Wanna get into the games industry? Have a heart attack.

    They're for for?!? Man, they must must really like the idea.
  23. Grounded

    He was also very good in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  24. Old PS2 games

    Ditto.