Alex

i'd love to see sandra bullock go mad and eat people for once.

Exactly. Everyone keeps saying it's good just because the last person did. bloody bandwagon hopper-ons

bah, part 3 is not shit, it just isn't as good as the first two. The only real problem part 3 has is that it's adopted a self-perpetuating bad reputation. A few people say "eurgh, part 3 is shit! for all these reasons" and then other people who want to have opinions also say "yes it's totally shit cos of what they said". people suddenly start to think that unless they totally slam part 3, no one will take their opinions seriously ever again. before you know it, people who haven't even seen the film are talking about how shit it is and the whole thing escalates into some sort of mythological travesty born out of fire and misery at the dawn of creation. Watch it, and draw your own conclusions. But after part 2, which is pretty fantastic, you'll probably feel it just can't compete, but then few films can.

Pretty much everyone agrees that the movie makes no sense taken on its own. If you read the fairly slim book, though, you'll find yourself going "ohhhhh, i get it now" quite a number of times. It doesn't reall surprise me that someone wouldn't like Lawrence of Arabia if they didn't like 2001 or vice versa. One of the best aspects of both of those films their powerful (albiet long drawn out) imagery, and if you just don't like that sort of thing then they're liable to piss you right off.

hehe very subtle

Shut up. That's my creative contribution to all this

jack black!! my heart sings for the joys of his beard

That was very Big Brother-ish, wasn't it? Are the MPAA really intending to charge every single person who downloaded stuff from that site? By the time they get through the lega niceities with a quarter of them, the other three quarters will already be dead.

my... my god, is he bleeding now? yufster, is that some sort of voodoo avatar?

Bah, i've only done it thrice. If that. Actually he wants me to stop now edit: god damn that non-sad sad face

i rediscovered it the other day... IT'S AWESOME!! you should be proud, but i'll use something else if you insist

god, that introduction took me right back. I think I like you already. Splendid! :awesome:

AWESOME

wasn't he the sargeant in starship troopers? That's kinda good

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*sigh* you are so banned

Maybe, but you wouldn't want to sit and listen to it with a proud smile on your face like you were witnessing a cherubic toddler give you a faltering piano recital of three blind mice.

He just likes toying with the hearts of the young.

WARGASM!!!

having been let down by too many gaming rumours in the past, i'm going to preserve an outward appearance of calm nonchalance. Inside, my bowels are awash with joy and sawdust in equal measure.

It's just sex, sex doesn't have to mean anything. I'd be much more concerned about the fire, myself... and anyone who builds a fireplace out of wood ¬ ¬

God, i pray Rowan Atkinson. At least he looks like he might be gentle. Wesley Snipes would sucker punch an anus.

Don't worry, they're probably not having sex. They're probably watching porn too loudly, that's all.

That picture of him makes him look like he's about to perform a cavity search

A quick google search came up with the obvious answer: