Alex

In other news, you should actually watch La Haine. Watch that instead. it is good.

I think you mean La Haine, you uncouth scum.

well i'm sorry i didn't get to post yesterday too. Thanks a lot, you guys!

get rid of the first and third ones, they suck. Actually the second one ain't all that great either. Oh fuck it, just obliterate them all.

whoever deleted that post should be ashamed of themselves. I disapprove of that sort of moral highground censorship.

It can also make you look a bit like a ninja. Watch any ninja/awesome based anime and you'll see that they do it all the time whenever they're not standing dramatically still on a slow zoom-out.

you have to look at the ground when you're tall though because you keep running into objects and people who are smaller than you, and that sucks. It also allows you to find money, which is awesome. I totally snagged a fiver last weekend - success! ALSO, it can totally make you look cool and hardcore, check THIS evidence out. Man, we're totally going to kill some folk! On another note I find that I keep going upstairs on tip-toe and then wonder if that's a pansy way of doing it and try to walk in a different way but, in doing so, collapse in front of many beautiful ladies, while sobbing.

great merciful heavens nooooooooooo!

And I applaud him for it. This is a pure glowing rock-on fuckup, which I would be proud to attach my name to. *whistful sigh*

When i grow up... I wanna be called bitchchecker *sniff* That was... I dunno, that was almost too good to be true.

I can't do anything but agree with you. You truly deserve title of "bitchchecker" over me. Nice!

Yeah, you should see the uncut version if you haven't already. When it was brought into the UK it had about 20-30 minutes chopped out of it, most of which dealt with Leon's relationship with the girl. It was really fucking good. Damned UK and its peadophile hysteria.

and Stevan's there because no one likes Stevan

That's because it looks like a couple of coconuts fighting in a rubber sack

what game is that memorabilia from? ¬ ¬

Luckily, the english and benelux version of pc zone are completely separate in every way. The english one has become better recently by having interesting features on aspects of the industry which are seldom touched upon. Japanese porn games for example... all in the best taste, of course.

Don't get too bogged down by the brand name. If Microsoft suddenly start employing creative and intelligent people then their quality of service will increase. Just because they are microsoft, it doesn't make them inherently evil. Look at the Skoda, they actually make good cars now.

But why exactly do you think it's a good idea? I think that it's a mistake to say that religious people do what what they do simply because a god tells them to. That makes it sound as though they are being oppressed by their religion and would secretly love nothing more than to push old ladies down the stairs*. I think it's much nearer the truth to say that they want to do the right thing, and their religion has just told them what that right thing is. So what really is the difference between your priest saying "we should be nice to each other" and your parents/friends/other? Of course, I'm actually against religious teachings on the grounds that they are much harder to change and evolve along with what is currently regarded as socially acceptable, which is one of the reasons why blacks/gays got/get such a hard time from a lot of people.

I enjoy PC Zone, but not as much as I used to. They take their jobs seriously but are still fairly witty and humourous about it all. However, their age is beginning to take it's grip, and a lot of it is turning into old men grumbling, which is amusing from one point of view, but irritating from another. Those two are mutually exclusive... god dammit, where's a hammer and sickle icon when you need it?

Watching an episode of Extreme Makeover has now assured me that it is far less weird than some of the other things they slice and stuff and stretch and generally muck about with.

The lighthouse family? my god, i used to have a tape of theirs, they were fairly popular at one time, though that was probably aided by the fact that their music was perfect for use in car adverts

I'm only allowed to get away with it because they know from long and tough experience that they are unlikely to get anything better. You, however, are such a naturally caring and sympathetic human being that to hear you raise words against another tarnishes your shining plate-mail of love and is almost heresy in its yaddayaddayadaa, you get the picture

I sincerely hope that you aren't implying that the curse of monkey island is anything other than a stroke of creative genius...

Sex 'n' Drugs 'n' Rock 'n' Roll

Why do i always miss out these mysterious homo-erotic undertones? Even with Point Break and Top Gun I've always needed to have other people mention it before I go "....oh yeah"