Jake

You'll live, I think. Sadly, you'll live. by which I mean, it's an okay movie to miss, and that is sad

Whoa nice. Have fun. Hopefully it's less trite (and/or less "Burton Trite") than Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. One time I was asked to go to a pre-screening of The Ring but I said no. True story.

:we: :heart: clearly two smilies are missing.

you bastard. copy... needed.... where is it

Chris Morris is gyrating wildly in his grave.* *or in his apartment

How has God of War's interactive sex managed to escape?

The secret is: the public doesn't care. "Oh, it's better? Cool I'll buy this. I bet it has more explosions." (three weeks later) "Well I don't remember what my old games looked like anymore, and this new case is definitely shinier, and there are ads for it in magazines I read, so I clearly made a good purchasing decision."

He's just being dramatic to get people's attention, but he's probably at least a little right.

I don't know if he's bashing next-gen consoles as much as he's expressing worries that game developers are underestimating the differences and hurdles present between current and next gen development and coding. Or something.

Geez, Distract Yourself needs to be published.

How often was that mini-game played one-handed? I wonder if the patented Revolution Controller will be able to keep stats on such matters...

It's called "the internet."

The internet is like some kind of extremely suspect supercomputer served with the sole duty of preemptively untying the knots of popular fiction.

Who then?

Did he say who it was that actually took the picture of him on the living room floor with the 360 in the shot?

Oh, right, I forgot that it turns children into Satanic terrorists.

If that glob computer was 1/2 that size it would be my friend.

So, what you're saying is, you love Edge, and you are Harry Potter.

These people need to be working on films or amusement park rides. As cool and amazing as this stuff is, their skills are wasted on case modding. ¬

Q: What's fun to read, harmless, and not at all pretentious, and therefore has no reason for people to turn their noses up at it? A: see above implied A.

The Salmon of Doubt becomes exponentially depressing as you proceed. I advise reading the first 2 thirds only. Though the last third will inevitably be read, you will at least partially regret it, IMO.

mmmhugewoodenmonkeydong

So apparently the 360 has a large external power supply! Lame!! uncensored version of the guy's face In other news: D.A.R.E. shirt, worn ironically or genuinely, is extremely suspect.