Twin Peaks Rewatch 51: The Return, Part 16

[Twin Peaks Rewatch 51: The Return, Part 16]

I've never pumped my fist so fucking hard at an episode of television while screaming "HE'S FUCKING BACK!"

[Twin Peaks Rewatch 50: The Return, Part 15]

The way Sykes' super punches interrupted the sound system at the roadhouse was pretty rad.

[Twin Peaks Rewatch 49: The Return, Part 14]

So, like, was the smoke-spewing finger inside Sarah Palmer's monster face thing a cock? 

 

Because it looks like a cock. A thick meaty penis. 

[Twin Peaks Rewatch 46: The Return, Part 11]

Was it not readily obvious to anyone else that the thing Jim Belushi tore off Not Jim Belushi's face was a band-aid? Why did this elicit such confusion and bewilderment from our intrepid hosts? 

Candy gives Not Jim Belushi a mad wound

Not Jim Belushi covers mad wound with band-aid
Jim Belushi has a dream that mad wound is healed

Jim Belushi, realizing his dream is coming true, tears the band-aid off Not Jim Belushi's face to reveal that it was, in fact, healed.

 

Right?

[Twin Peaks Rewatch 38: The Return, Part 4]

16 minutes ago, Mike Danger said:

 

Different kids. The kid that watches the hitmen has straighter hair and is skinnier

Yeah I just realized that. I'm a big ol' wrongy pants.

[Twin Peaks Rewatch 38: The Return, Part 4]

Sorry I'm coming in so late to this thread, and I need to go back and check, but was Sonny Jim the same kid looking out the window at the hitmen in episode 3? Or am I nuts?

[Inspired by the most recent episode of thumbs, I bought badjam.biz...]

I put that 404 page there on purpose, knowing you guys would check, and....

I'm a bad man, I apologize. 

[Inspired by the most recent episode of thumbs, I bought badjam.biz...]

Rest assured, readers. If there was a bad game jam, this could be its home page. I have just enough experience in Construct and Game Maker to put something together, but just enough not-talent for it to suck.

 

I Wanna Be the Guy is a fucking terrible game that everyone loves. Does that count?

I wish I could hate you to death.

[Inspired by the most recent episode of thumbs, I bought badjam.biz...]

www.badjam.biz

 

Anyone hiring for experienced and professional web developers?

 

But seriously, if there's anything cool that can be done with this domain for the community, I'm all ears. Otherwise, I'll pay a small fee every year to keep this monstrosity alive.