hammerpants

I'm actually certain I pressed 'jump' but didn't jump. The conclusion I've drawn is that I was stuck in the Mattock-swing animation.

Why didn't I just walk through the door?

My first day back after a road trip. I did them on the road as well, but with my shitty laptop mic, so they're on my youtube channel if you're interested.

My 200th daily challenge. How crazy is that?

I think at some point I lament not rescuing a damsel and predict that I'll die to a bat. Well,

I botched the robbery. That beautiful, beautiful shop, wasted. I think I should have thrown a rope to kill the bat on this one. Another ghost death. I messed up jumping over her. And I did a dumb thing with the shopkeeper that probably never works.

I didn't know how to handle that shopkeeper. Maybe I should have run into the shop.

I have been obsessed with Bird of Youth since I discovered they existed some time last month.

I ran out of jetpack fuel (bouncing on mammoths doesn't reset it) and then had a funtime death.

I was on track to blow my previous high score out of the water, but a fatal mistake in the city of gold proves... well, fatal.

I had a lame death. I try to be too fancy for my britches.

Time for the weekend roundup. First up, surprise yeti king! Then, hard times in the mothership. Finally, my fingers trip over themselves in the black market.

I didn't handle that giant spider very well at all

I used to place a bomb in that exact spot every time, but now it seems to set off the black market. Wonder what changed.

I should just leave the shopkeepers alone for a while. But what would be the fun in that?

Congrats, FuryBoy! I had a good chuckle yesterday.

Shopkeepers, man. You can't trust 'em.

Trying to outrun a shopkeeper is probably a bad idea

I found a new way to die in the mothership.

I was not expecting to get shot. I guess no one ever expects to get shot.

I'm not sure why my bomb triggered the black market. That's never happened before.

It looks like I need some shopkeeper practice.

I spend a long enough time in the black market to eventually make some pretty dumb mistakes.

I fail to rob the first shop. I blame the spring shoes. And then, I fail to rob the first shop. I guess I can't blame spring shoes. And then, at least I didn't die in the first shop!

The freeze ray is also ridiculously good in the worm. I got spooked by the ghost and made a bad jump.