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  1. Comics Extravaganza - Pow Bang Smash!

    The Afterlife With Archie trade paperback is out next week apparently. Nifty! Also, Archie comics announced that there's going to be a new ongoing Sabrina the Teenage Witch series produced in the same style, as an out-and-out horror comic.
  2. Remember how Atlus' parent company was being investigated for shady business practices a while back, before they declared bankruptcy and sold Atlus to Sega Sammy? Weeelllllllll...
  3. The threat of Watch Dogs

    Ubisoft anonymously sends beeping black box to Australian news site's office and for some reason a bomb disposal squad gets called to defuse what turned out to be the threat of Watch_Dogs.
  4. The E3 Retrospectapalooza

    I'm pretty sure this means Majora's Mask 3D is coming, considering all those Ocarina of Time 3D commercials she and her father did. ...Who else is excited for ten or twenty years from now when Square Enix can finally cash in on all those poor kids named Sephiroth for their marketing?
  5. Half-Life 3

    Just wait until E3 when this thread will get updated every day.
  6. I disagree, on the grounds that whoever handles the merchandising for Evangelion would need to have reached some profound level of ironic self-awareness in order to bring us such gems as...
  7. And then the universe justified me. They made the fucking Mountain Dew robot from the first movie. Is it wrong that I want this? Because I want this.
  8. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    "The ears are too long and I miss the cape, but not too shabby. Not too shabby at all"
  9. Other podcasts

    He's forming "Giant Bomb East" with Alex Navarro. Still, he had great chemistry with the other guys on the Bombcast. I feel like maybe it'll get too heavy and negative without him there.
  10. Other podcasts

    Bye small businessman. OnO
  11. RIP Nintendo, 1889-2016

    I'm not sure if this is a joke post or just a testament to how forgettable Bowser, the game's primary antagonist, is when he doesn't talk.
  12. Comics Extravaganza - Pow Bang Smash!

    Lumberjanes got upgraded from miniseries to continuing series, and the first issue's sold out on the distributor level and is being reprinted. Hooway!
  13. I remember on one occasion he carried a tiny fence around with him.
  14. Life

    I'm from the International Drainage Commission and I need to ask you some questions about your toilet.
  15. RIP Nintendo, 1889-2016

    I'm pretty sure that hardware developers and game developers are almost assuredly entirely different people. Another thing I kind of wish that modern Nintendo would stop doing: learn to say no to Miyamoto. Dude's a legend, but he's also been actively trying to remove story from games he works on for a while now, which is why we get things like the cookie cutter NSMB games or the 3DS Paper Mario game that went out of its way to ruin the best character of the series. He also personally scrapped all the bosses from Luigi's Mansion 2 and made the team design new ones, which is a sign that he's either lost his touch or that the original bosses would have been considered war crimes.
  16. anime

    I once saw a comparison somewhere that the Japanese animation industry is kind of like what the American animation industry would be like if everything were run by bronies.
  17. Ouya: Ooooh Yeah!

    Remember how the Wii remote had 6kb of onboard memory so that when you brought it with you to your friend's house you also brought your Mii and your Smash Bros. settings? I usually try to have two controllers on-hand per system for when I have friends over. The exceptions are Wii controllers, since they lasted two generations. I even got the Skyward Sword one and the gold nunchuk from Club Nintendo. Sadly I didn't get the Goldeneye Classic Controller Pro to match.
  18. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    Seeing it closer, I'm surprised that the Batfleck suit appears to be made out of cloth. Not even that bullshit superhero costume cloth made out of tiny hexagons that every other superhero movie has either.
  19. I maintain that Transformers is significantly more stupid than Evangelion. Anyway:
  20. RIP Nintendo, 1889-2016

    The crazy thing about Other M is that most of what Team Ninja contributed (the gameplay) is decent; it's the stuff that series creator Yoshio Sakamoto contributed (the story) that ruins it.
  21. Holy shit, that ending. I'm surprised that the Super Noah's Ark 3D guy didn't mention that the game got rereleased as a physical SNES cartridge late last year.
  22. Movie/TV recommendations

    I've found all of the recent episodes I've seen to be pretty lousy, and feel that any improvement would still be overridden by the fact that there is an episode where Bart switches places with an identical-looking rich boy, guest starring Joe Montana.
  23. Home Improvement's Elevator Scene would need a ridiculous scene transition, though.