melmer

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  1. RIP Nintendo, 1889-2016

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=AKOtp9s-ADE Is that the reanimated corpse of Lolo Farrari?
  2. RIP Nintendo, 1889-2016

    yeah, me neither
  3. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    Challenge maps? More like chaLAME maps
  4. RIP Nintendo, 1889-2016

    Yo! We heard you like tits! So we put tits in your zelda game! http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2014/05/hyrule-warriors-official-website-opens.html What am I doing? I bunked off work early so I could kill nazi's but instead I'm sat here posting tits on the idle forums
  5. San Francisco Residents!

    i went in a seaplane, it was rad I forgot that i had filled my iPhone almost entirely with music so there wasn't mush room for video. And the phone kept crashing so didn't film much of the actual city
  6. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    I wouldn't be surprised, or i hope they do bring in some other DC characters. The cast of batman baddies are well and truly exhausted at this point. The Green arrow is popular with his TV show, get him in. Otherwise we'll be having mission/dungeon/boss fights with poison ivy AGAIN the mad hatter AGAIN Bane AGAIN. Although Batman Arkham Origins uses a Nolan-esk Bane quite heavily, so thats already been done Ah, i just did a little research of DC baddies and everyone outside of the batman universe have super powers and could easily melt batman with eyeball laser beams and the like
  7. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    I think i've figure out what my gripe is. They're clearly moving away from the more cartoony character design of Asylam and City and are now leaning towards the Nolan movies. This is starting to feel like... A MOVIE TIE IN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  8. The Dancing Thumb (aka: music recommendations)

    GET FUNKY Todd Terje - this album is pretty great. The album only really gets going at around the mid point, but then its funk city!
  9. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    Yeah I'm a little burnt out on bats, it just all looks a bit samey with the recycled baddies. The knight is going to be that Hush guy... That's probably story spoilers. Soz. He's going to beat up batman and steal his identity It would be interesting to play as bad batman and have a completely different arsenal to murder dudes with. By no means do I think that killing people should be in all games but it would be kinda interesting if they let you do it now in the 4th game of the series, might actually care a bit of weight. "Holy shit I just killed that dude" instead of mowing down thousands without raising an eyebrow FYI shooting a rocket at a car is probably going to kill someone batman! I thought that was against your code maaaaaaaan
  10. Transistor

    Supergiant has put the soundtrack up on youtubes https://m.youtube.com/user/supergiantgames/videos (Did people already know that? Whatever) I'll give it a listen tomoz
  11. That was a good start! (Said in a sarcastic manner) https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10154185997500389&id=789500388 The game opens up pretty quickly, after about 30mins you're running ang gunning in the trenches
  12. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    OH! What a feeelin when you drivin on the ceilin i think there's a new trailer out somewhere...here it is http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4211967/dancing-on-the-ceiling-o.gif
  13. Just googled it, apparently the patch was 5GB. Pfft 45gb, 5gb close enough
  14. I got this through the post today. I got to the menu screen, selected extras (anything to avoid selecting NEW GAME amirite) flicked through five tabs of locked content (you unlock stuff I'm assuming with collectables throughout the game). I then checked out my STATS page, lots of 0's. I then turned it off. I'll try again tomorrow It was actually downloading a massive day one patch and I didn't want to start it until it had updated. Call my crazy but I think the download was 45GB, like it was overwriting the entire install :/ sucks for peeps with crummy intertubes
  15. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3H3xQzQauyY
  16. The E3 Retrospectapalooza

    No you're right, they're all boring. I just know I'll never play anything Nintendo show. I haven't even played skyward sword. If you had said to me ten years ago that a console zelda game will come out and I'll just let it pass me by I wouldn't have believed you. But it has and I did. Nintendo is official dead to me :sadface: did bayonetta 2 ever come out? Are they going to announce a WiiU without the stupid tablet controller for dirt cheap and new metriod game? I watched this at work a couple weeks ago and I was trying not to laugh so much that I squealed like a pig
  17. The E3 Retrospectapalooza

    Mon 9th June is when the conferences is on (I checked earlier as I'm on a stag do that weekend I thought I might miss it all)Uk time: Microsoft at 5:30pm then EA and ubisoft, Sony ends up being at like 2am in the morning. Nintendo is on the Tuesday (but I never watch that as it's boring as all shit) I might not bother watching any of them this year and just catch all the trailers the next day.
  18. Limbo mashup with studio ghibli http://io9.com/what-if-the-creepy-video-game-limbo-was-filled-with-ghi-1577961366
  19. AI may be a little rough. This video made me lol http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2014/05/wolfenstein-new-order-ai-dumber-than.html
  20. The E3 Retrospectapalooza

    I predict fucking video games Ooooh I hope sony do their indie segment again and this year sees Jake, Sean and Chris taking to the stage to announce firewatch, coming exclusively to the sony playstation entertainment system registered trademark. God I would love that so much! But they won't because they're BORING! Seriously, they can be like "we'll just pay some shit heads to port the game after it's released on PC, phone up some sony shit head and promise exclusive console shit head, and BOOM a butch of idle thumb shit heads on the shit E3 head stage. I mean, COME ON, ITS MOTHER FUCKING E3 Wait, I feel like I've strayed from my point. Remember when they showed Assinssins Creed 2 at E3 and it was like WHAO HOLY FUCK YOU CAN NOW STAB TWO GUY IN THE FACE SIMULTANEOUSLY GOTY I predict ante upping. I predict.... I predict. Ah who am I kidding, I don't care, I've a Ready got everything I ever wanted, to SIMULTANEOUSLY STAB TWO UNWITTING FUCKS IN THE FACE I'm going to bed
  21. The E3 Retrospectapalooza

    Xbox guy will change his tshirt five times during the conference
  22. I Had A Random Thought...

    Animals I have eaten today: cow, chicken, octopus, crab, duck, salmon and pig
  23. San Francisco Residents!

    I made it. I'm here. In our airbnb flat, pretty sure the nice lady who owns this place is on coke, she was sniffing a lot We saw both Dynamo the street magician and (you know nothing) Jon Snow in the airport. They were filming the spooks movie with Jon snow (not dynamo), we were standing only like 8ft away from him in handcuffs with some fake actor policemen, he looked right at me as I said "is that Jon snow, nah, that ain't him". The dudes tiny, could bearly recognise him without a broadsword and a white wolf