melmer

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  1. Stalker mode engage Step 1: Twitter: https://twitter.com/ja2ke/statuses/469493484739502080 Step 2: Google: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=James9475&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=sb&gfe_rd=cr&ei=97KEU7KsM4SA0AWHuYH4CQ&gws_rd=cr Step 3: Signature on other forum: http://www.polycount.com/forum/member.php?u=29931 Step 4: Youtubes: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjS6bSbPzHQulM42tRMA8DQ
  2. PlayStation+

    Dragons Crown on Vita for EU next month http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=826063
  3. i've been being nosey and done a little digging on the firewatch animator. He must be a forum reader? SHOW THYSELF so that we may circle jerk upon thy face Anyway, i feel like firewatch is in good hands.... get it.... because he's animating HANDS
  4. Fargo (TV series)

    Well, it is a true story? I do find myself disbelieving that fact more and more when I watch it. I quite like to read up on it and find out if this was exactly how it went down. I just get infuriated by how incompetent the police are, I was actually angry watching it last night Edit: it appears it's mostly all made up :? Apparently when the coen brothers tagged 'this is a true story' to the beginning of their movie, they did it as a joke and they seem to have followed suit here
  5. http://youtu.be/EPXr-BeXJHI
  6. Idle Innovation/Speculation/Masturbation

    I think a lot of invitation in the future will come from integrating smart phones Instead of making people purchase specialist gaming devices just let them use the tech they already own. Almost everyone has a smart phone these days, especially gamers. I saw a head line the other day that said the next version of singstar will allow you to use you phone as a microphone...PERFECT http://www.vg247.com/2014/05/22/singstar-ps4-phone-app-you-can-use-as-microphone/
  7. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    I've missed my calling in life, I could've been a terrible comic cover artist!
  8. Road to Hell: Retribution

    Ride to Hell: Retribution is a no holds barred brawler set in the tumultuous age of the 1960’s. A lone rider, Jake Rodkin, is locked in a battle to the death against a ruthless gang of bikers called The Devil’s Hand. Jake will employ any means necessary to enact his vengeance: weaponizing his environment, using hand-to-hand combat on foot, and battling it out in high-speed shootouts on Jake's custom hog. Two fists. Two wheels. No rules. *i have altered one word in this game description for comedy effect
  9. I think I would be enjoying the game more if there where no collectables or perks, Like half life 2 or original bioshock. For example. Chapter 3, the goal of the mission is to kill all nazis at a check point do you can get a car safety through. But that doesn't even enter my head when I'm playing, my only motivations are MAX OUT PERKS and meticuluosly search every room for precious loot. stupid loot Other than that the games great
  10. My obsessive compulsive tendencies are ruining this game for me a little bit. Fixated on the perks, which influences how I approach every enemy encounter "I must shoot every enemy whilst peaking out from behind cover". Luckily I'm already about 60-70% of the way through the perks and I've only just finished the third chapter (of 16) so I should hopefully max the lot out by the time I get about a third of the way through the game, allowing me to play the game the way I want.... Although the game is super stealth heavy so far, and I just feel like a failure if I get spotted. The game is far more enjoyable when I'm duel wielding and lobbing grenades, but it's tainted slightly as I feel like I've failed when the commanders start shouting ALARM. (But when they do it makes me think of this and I laugh to myself. ALARM! Skip to 1:41) Also I'm obsessing over the collectables, they show up on the mini map so there's no excuse to miss any.... But I did miss one in chapter 3, so I'm going to have to reply the level :/ Apparently the mounted turrets are "laser" turrets, and laser turrets can shoot through ventilation grates, grrr. Remember that for the end of chapter three peps
  11. Unnecessary Comical Picture Thread

    To think, I've been doing it wrong all these years
  12. The threat of Big Dog

    Hey dog Cool, I just put that number in as a google play coupon code and got $5 credit. Thanks Big Dog
  13. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    Just having a look at it properly, wow it's all over the place. How many people did it have to get through? Sadly at the time probably only one, it was commissioned, it came back looking like shit, fuck it lets go to print. How successful was the comic industry in 1993?
  14. PL4YST4TION 4

    (The order 1886 gameplay stream) Short and sweet. I missed most of it as the twitch app wouldn't even recognise the channel was live. Anyway, it's uncharted with a different story, tone, setting etc... I'm more than okay with this! I'd imagine more shooting and less traversal then uncharted. And very narrative/cut scene heavy. I can see you running and gunning with a team of people throughout most of the game. Weird how that's just the norm now, to have at least one AI buddy along for the ride. Did gears of war start that? So, dude gets shot at the end and then pulls out and drinks from an elixir which magical heals his wound explains how/why they're all 500 years old or however Edit. Recording of the stream http://youtube.com/watch?v=m1EWKYvlWus I hope you get to pick which character you play as. They all seem to pack different weapons If they're looking to make a franchise out of this, I'm sure that's the plan. The concept must have been uncharted meets assassin creed. If these characters are immortal then the next game can be in a different historical setting. Now that I think about it, I hope this game does a little flashback here and there, would be awesome to hang out with king Arthur
  15. PL4YST4TION 4

    The order 1886 is getting streamed in 25mins if anyone is interested http://www.twitch.tv/playstation (I'm going to change this back to just a ps4 thread) I wonder if I'll be able to watch it on my pS4... Probably not :/ Lots of people streaming watch dogs, some guy driving around at night. It looks like a dull sleeping dogs
  16. What I like to do when I want to make some new friends is to leave some porn in the woods and hide behind a near by tree.
  17. Where are these new friends coming from exactly? Grindr?
  18. I thought it was. I didn't know if the Playstation was still installing the disc of something. I thought i had made a mistake at 45GB as it had finished downloading within an hour and i didn't think my internet was that fast
  19. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    is that a really obscure Bane quote? Also, there are rumours that the new movie bat suit is blue and grey like comic book bats, kinda like this...
  20. BattleBlock Theater

    This game is out today http://www.battleblocktheater.com/game/ Review: http://www.gamesradar.com/battleblock-theater-review/
  21. Quitter's Club: Don't be ashamed to quit the game.

    I guess I've quit call of juarez gunslinger. I can't believe they ditched the cover mechanic from that last game... No wait, the last one was that present day cartel one that reviewed poorly, the one before that. Anyway, they got rid of it so instead of being able to peek over and around cover you just stand out in the open and get shot a lot. It looked pretty but at the same time was kinda hard to look at. Super colourful and bright, it was hard for my eyeballs to take it all in sometimes. overbearing. A kinda pointless perks/upgrade system that makes next to no difference. Is that a new trend now? The new wolfenstein is the same. Got to have an upgrade system! But don't want to make the player feel underpowered or weak at the beginning of the game and don't want to make them overpowered at the end so just chuck in a load of utterly unnoticeable perks. Reload 0.5 secs faster SWEET! A man narrated it.... It wasn't as good as bastion. You know what would be a fun distraction. A first person pixel art Sunset riders, it would look like Doom but with cowboys and all the original sound effects and music from the arcade
  22. Ouya! aaaaaawwww YISS!

    mutha fuckin OUYA
  23. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    X % = I'm not sure where I am going with this
  24. Batmazement: Knightly Man Bruce

    Let's take a trip down memory lane City and asylum, looking at the asylum outfit although bulky you can tell the inspiration was the classic comic bat suit. Grey and blue. Bulky was just rocksteadys spin on it Cartoony was probably the wrong word but this is what I meant Now grey and black, full on Nolan armour