melmer

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  1. Space

    Mars image from India's Mangalyaan space probe now, where is that vex gate lord?
  2. New people: Read this, say hi.

    I'm the nice one
  3. Jeff Goldblum

    http://youtu.be/egIY7ushchU
  4. Our favourite moments of play

    Cookie clicker. When you click dat cookie
  5. Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Cool guy Here's a comment I've stole off Gaf, sounds fun After 10+ deaths against the same fucking enemy, I finally managed to kill him today. The fucker was immune to most of my attacks and always had a pack of orcs with him whenever I met him. I've met him several times since the start of the game and never managed to kill him. I've honestly never held such a grudge against a video game character before. He has leveled from 5 to 20 and caused me so much problems. I spent 3 hours this afternoon, killing off his captains and leveling up, just to be absolutely butchered when I gathered the courage to attack him again, Then I interrogated an informer and learned that he fears Caragors (the bear/hound things) and that he's susceptible to stealth kills. So I tamed a beast and let it loose inside his camp after tracking him there, watched as he fled, and followed him at a distance. When he was alone on a cliff, I snuck up behind him and slit his throat. God daaaaaaamn, it felt so good. I love the nemisis system.
  6. Destiny

    Destiny Looks amazing Sounds amazing Controls amazing Would not bang
  7. Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    I can't help but have reigned expectations of this as I've done the assassin creed style climbing and stalking, I've done the hit shit with swords. All of that will be perfunctory. Where this game will hopefully shine is in the open world and the choose you own adventure style narrative. It'll be the big picture that'll (hopefully) wow is,not the minute to minute gameplay. I've skipped through the latest video and my still not a hundred percent on how this game works... Which is fantastic! This is something new! Potentially a new genre? This shit WILL be in the next GTA
  8. Destiny

    I was reading somewhere earlier that this game was rushed out for the September date. So stuff like the Grimoire cards were supposed to be available in game but had to be cut. So hopefully there'll be quite a sizeable update that'll fix a lot these grievances, especially considering how many copies they sold. Better/more matchmaking has to be on the cards? I've done the strike playlist maybe 7 or 8 times and have gone to the Moon almost every fucking time! what the hell. I don't want to shoot that Moon troll in the gonads ever again! Thats my problem; there's loads of fun to be had with the game BUT i can't access it because i'm stuck in a lottery machine, going round and round and being spat out on the moon every fucking draw. FUCK YOU DALE WINTON!
  9. Recently completed video games

    Deep fried dogs bollocks with a cracked black peppercorn and garlic mayonnaise
  10. Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    Very positive critical reception http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2014/09/middle-earth-shadow-of-mordor-reviews.html
  11. Defense grid 2 (kickstarter!)

    I think this miiiiiiiiiiight be a PS+ game. It seems a little weird that they have the release date down as 23rd for all platforms but it hasn't appeared on consoles yet. Maybe they messed up and missed the launch date? Maybe it never was coming to consoles on the 23rd So I tweeted them https://twitter.com/mark_elmer/status/515191672402345984 And they said next Wednesday in the EU (which is the 1st) Last months playstation+ games were given out on wed 3rd sept, and here in lies my incredibly loose theory. The release date is WEDNESDAY! They haven't denied it. Edit: no I'm wrong. PS+ games are coming out on October 8th :-/ egg meet face
  12. A Super Fun Quiz for everyone!

    I've made the next quiz! try and guess where these sounds come from! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks4bD2RL3dM
  13. Half-Life 3

    HOLY SHIT, Half Life 3 just mysteriously appeared as an app on my iPhone, like that U2 album Thanks Bono \o/
  14. THE EVIL WITHIN: Slurms MacKenzie

    Stolen from gaf, some promotional videos for the Bethesda youtube channel Three new Evil Within Videos featuring Adam Sessler First up we have a intro from Adam Sessler discussing a little about the game: Next up we have the Art behind TEW: Last he presents a inside look at the man behind the madness, Shinji Mikami Lots of great stuff in here and some new footage as well.
  15. Defense grid 2 (kickstarter!)

    um, this game is out and available on PS4/XBOX ONE now
  16. PL4YST4TION 4

    hmmm i don't think its standard. If its anywhere, i'd imagine they'd put it on the options 'blade'. The blade where you can delete the game etc. by pressing the options button whilst hovering on the game in the OS edit: OK maybe not; just did a google and found this comment: Most PS4 game manuals can be accessed from the main menu of the PS4. With the game highlighted, press down on the d pad. You should see things like trophy info, recent activity, and the digital manual IIRC.
  17. Post your face!

    Where's Wally?
  18. Fantasy Finale XV

    My too! Grey hair is cool. I went though a faze of wanting hair like George Lamb and wouldn't accept that he was natural grey as it looked so damn perfect; discussed this with my hair dresser at the time who disagreed and thought i was a crazy person.
  19. Fantasy Finale XV

    zing My hair ain't even that nice, i haven't had a hair cut in like 3 months and am totally rocking a mullet. I'm booked in for a trim this Saturday at my salon of choice, i fancy a change, i think i'll ask for that trendy cut all the cunts are wearing. TRUE STORY: One time when I was at university, so probably like 11 years ago, fuck I'm old, i took a picture of a man with me to get my hair cut. I pointed at the man in the picture and without shame said "make me look like that". I feel shame now as the man in the picture was the now convicted baby rapist Ian Watkins
  20. Fantasy Finale XV

    I've got a feeling that they've cut their losses with an ambitious project and are now just creating another game very similar to FF13 albeit in an open world.... An unnecessary open world with next to no point in exploration. Final fantasy x skyrim this ain't Overly simplistic combat system that they want to simplify even more to make it causal friendly. It'll be an utterly vapid and empty experience, but with nice hair
  21. Movie/TV recommendations

    Utopia You need to get on and watch season 2
  22. Destiny

    I stole it out of the kotaku review (which was a really good read by the way) I have now
  23. Destiny

    #Destiny #BecomeLegend I don't think i'll turn this game on again :shrug:
  24. Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

    This comes out in 7-10 days depending on where you live. I'll give it a shot Hopefully this game isn't to grindy as i'm sick to the back teeth with that at the moment.