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were they 50p and £2 coins? ouch Things they need to keep: Running headlong at a fire breathing head banging dragon

i can fly do you think they sleep in the same bed? if i had a PC i'd back the shit out of this. I hope they keep the movement speed of the old games, really tight fast platforming, i doubt it though if it's going to be appear on ios

I've changed the account so anyone can login and anonymously add their own songs! Username: idleplaylist Password: wizard please post a little something something in here if you are adding stuff to the playlist

Fancy a change of job? Baku Football Cub name 21-year-old as manager based on computer game experience

Wow a whole jar in an evening! Thats seriously impressive My next trip to the supermaket i'm gonna take it to the next level and pick up a jar of pickled cornichons I was thinking the other day, Pringles must have to produce 50x the amount of tubes then they would normally for the holiday period. there sales must shoot up like 5000%

i'm about half way through, i'll do the rest tomorrow HOME TIME!! i've added Kanye Monster too because that song is boss!

Can a mod change the thread title to 'Project Godus: Don't believe his tears'

#youbetyoursweetass

Ashley fucking Williams. Playing through Mass Effect 1, Kaidan was my boy! I used him in every mission throughout the game. Levelling up our abilities together, we like like brothers. Perfect synogy in combat. He was an integral part of my mass effect story. Until that fateful ultimatum.... Being a keen follower of gaming news sites i was fully aware of the notorious sex scene that had mothers up in arms all across the country. I needed to see it for myself! So i sold out my friend, my brother, sent him to his death so i could chase a bit of skirt. honestly, i think it was one of the hardest decisions i've had to make in gaming... it polarized me, i remember staring at the dialogue choice for five minutes and then finally giving in to my pathetic school boy instincts. After experiencing said sex scene i was left feeling hollow and sicked by my actions. Not only had i sold out my padre for sex but i had also sacrificed the mission! She was absolutely useless to me in the field being as i was also the soldier class, no other team i put together felt right, there was always something missing that really resonated throughout the rest of the game. Following my school boy instincts again not being able to live with what i had done i channelled all these feelings into bitterness and hatred towards Ashley Williams. Which carried over into the sequel and Ashley's brief cameo was not a pretty reunion. And in Shepard's quarters there was a picture of Ashley Williams on his desk which really wound me up. Anyway skip forward 3 years, i've matured, the galaxy is under threat once again and Ashley Williams has come back into my life. i thought lets let bygones be bygones and work together for the greater good. But before i knew it i was right back at the beginning, lying through me teeth, sitting at her hospital bed side pretending to care about her and her family so i could ultimately get in back in to the sack. My mass effect alter ego is a womanising scum bag, and i really don't like the man i'd become. So in respect for my fallen brother Kaidan i switched off my xbox and vowed never to return. I'll leave the fate of the galaxy in the hands of better men.

huh.. so you liked it then. It was actually the destructoid review that completely turned my off of the game. the game had a cool trailer

Guildford is only an hour away, i feel like driving over there and giving him a hug. Maybe i'll pick him up a present on the way, i microwave perhaps.

damn, i hope my thread title didn't push him over the edge i think the whole Peter Molyneux over promising thing has become an internet meme, he'll never be able to shrug it off

oh everything goes on the list! don't you worry boyo

Veryyy similar to that, but darker. with electric guitars in the crescendo climaxy bit. i can't even hear it in my head now so i'm gonna give it a rest I was actually getting confused between two songs... Martin Grech. Open Heart Zoo (i had to ask a friend) was the artist but not actually the right song. Still a very cool song in its own right

This is the only space shooter thing i've played this gen. It was actually a lot of fun. Firing off 60 homing missiles simultaneously was totally badass. And the game looked gorgeous man that game was awesome. The game had a stupid upgrade system where if you played averagely/poorly you couldn't afford the decent upgrades and would ruin the second half of the game as you'd be woefully underpowered with no way of catching up. Luckliy they added a patch which gave you a load of shit hot weapons from the beginning. I would highly recommend it for anyone sourly missing a space dog fighting game How are these games not made anymore, its crazy

added! i'm trying to find a song. Its this creepy dark stirring instrumental piece that builds and builds. Its been used in about 100 car adverts. By Simon gretch? Michael getch? i can't remember his name or the song good damn it. help. after about an hour of searching i've given up god damn it

There was a game that came out on the consoles a few years back, i can't for the life of me remember the name. The whole game was a typically annoying escort mission slog. You play as an immortal warrior man who has to look after your sorceress partner found it! Knights contract. it's like the game disappeared off the face of the planet. Somebody needs to take one for the team, play this then report back.

I could eat them all year round but then they wouldn't be special! If I were weaker willed i'd sit at my work desk with an open jar casually chomping away all day, contaminating the air with my sweet vinegary onion breath

I don't mind stalking mission so much, as long as they don't wear out there welcome. These days they tend to be preludes to something more interesting, like in sleeping dogs where the stalking was always closely followed by a shoot out or a car chase, it gives a nice pace change to the gameplay. As for escort mission, i think if you mutate the idea slightly you can end up with some really cool stuff. Like the multiplayer in demon souls, can that be considered an escort mission?

Also, last week I purchased a jar of pickled onions "for Christmas"... I've already worked my way through about a third of the jar #notgivingafuck

Shhh. I polished off my second one about an hour ago Nom nom nom

Wow a 10/10 from eurogamer. I think I'll pick this up next week. It wasn't on my radar at all An 8 from edge http://www.edge-online.com/review/far-cry-3-review/ http://www.gamerankings.com/browse.html?search=Far+cry+3&numrev=3&site=

Whilst playing the game I kept imaging master chief hunched over one those holo-consoles masturbating angrily, staring point blank a hair's breadth away from his cock tease ai partner Still with his helmet on of course And how would she feel, violated? She's a machine. Would she like it? Would she pose for him? They were alone together is space for 4 years. There must have been a very large elephant in the room on that spaceship Would you ask your ai if she minds... All I know is that this was quite a distraction for me and made it difficult for me to follow the story

Cortana did weird me out a little, i don't understand why an AI would have dishevelled hair, a gap between her 2 front teeth, big droopy boobs and a huge blue Jay-lo butt. The gals swinging some big old hips. They've made one of the most realistic female body shapes i've seen in a game (albeit still a super voluptuous male fantasy) but she's a computer... I guess the idea is supposed to be that cortana is more human than chief whos just an emotionless killer robot man. but why she naked? maybe she needs a firmware update you see another AI in the intro to the coop stuff whos a fully clothed spitfire pilot