melmer

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  1. I think a lot of people in Russia film their driving for insurance reasons. For protection from scum bags making false claims and the like
  2. (IGN.com)

    If we're doing generators http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com In fact this thing deserves its own thread
  3. (IGN.com)

    Lol The jetpacks in Killer 7 gave me salmonella.
  4. The Hobbit...

    The reality is that 99% of people won't even know about it or notice
  5. BioShock Infinite

    Maybe I'm being a little harsh but machine gun machine gun fire ball machine gun fire ball crows rocket launcher all on a single enermy. Slightly longer vga trailer http://gamerant.com/bioshock-infinite-vga-trailer/
  6. BioShock Infinite

    Bullet-spong-shock infinite I hate bullet sponges so much. Maybe I'll just do a 'deadly premonition' and play it on the easiest difficulty because I want to experience the game but I don't want to fire 50 bullets into an enemy that reacts like you're firing spitballs
  7. VG Mutha Fuckin As (Holy crapping cow)

    I love it, it's like a worldwide mystery. I know it got figured out pretty quickly but it's so clever That's so true about the gameplay not holding up, they're going to have to do a major overhaul. Can you imagine kids who've grown up playing ass creed jumping into this. 'Why do I have to hold down 7 buttons simultaneously to climb over a knee high wall?'
  8. VG Mutha Fuckin As (Holy crapping cow)

    I think it's really clever, gets everyone talking about it. Look at the amount of posts in each thread on neogaf. Ass creed & castlevania has like 3 pages, this game has 60 I think they know that metal gear will sell like hot cakes so they can afford to have this crazy mysterious marketing campaign. They don't have to worry (or just dont care) about turning on the frat boys
  9. The Hobbit...

    by the time I finished writing it I was already doubting myself I remember reading that jacksons point with 48 fps was to create a sharper crisper 3d image.
  10. The Hobbit...

    I'm guessing the way it works now is you get a single frame shown twice, once for the left eye and once for the right eye. So a 3d film is only actually showing you 12fps (doubled up). And so the point of the 48fps is to get 24 actual frames into a 3d movie Or am I full of shit
  11. Unnecessary Comical Picture Thread

    Ha! I read that book a few months back, just wait until Tom start wielding his giant battle axe.
  12. Things That Improve Your Life

    Garlic mayonnaise
  13. VG Mutha Fuckin As (Holy crapping cow)

    It looks awesome. Could that be liquid with one arm? What happened to liquids body I can't remember, was the island nuked or something. EDIT Liquid suddenly lurched backwards and collapsed to the ground, succumbing to the FOXDIE virus. Maybe he's just been in a coma all this time da da daaaaa
  14. VG Mutha Fuckin As (Holy crapping cow)

    The last of us looked fucking unbelievable Tomb raider...meh. Is there going to be any actual tombs? Probably all dlc bolt ons Bioshocks gameplay didn't fill me with much excitement :/ do I really need a giant 'A' button on screen at all times
  15. VG Mutha Fuckin As (Holy crapping cow)

    Worst moment, the backstage IGN asshats discussing 'the phantom pain' trailer and asking what sweet mechanics could the prosthetic limb bring.... Hmm, I don't think it a re-re-boot of bionic commando The trailer was quite clearly depicting a real man, someone who can barely stand, not some super solider. Where a prosetic limb is actually a disability and not some awesome game mechanic enabling zip lining super weapon
  16. VG Mutha Fuckin As (Holy crapping cow)

    Congrats to Sean "holy cow" Vanaman and jake "thanks" Rodkin I've just watched the VGAs in it entirety off my Xbox (which has no pause or fast forward and if you stop it you have to start from the beginning, which made it a tense non-stop thril ride and has left me with a serious head ache) Favourite moment 10year old girl sings 'what will we do with a drunken whaler' whilst a giant screen behind her shows people getting stabbed on the face
  17. Movie/TV recommendations

    Holy shit ozymandias is on tele! Why is he doing an itv drama? he should be in le mes or some shit
  18. How do I contribute to this forum?

    I'm pretty sure those adverts were some how responsible for my conception
  19. Hoverboard compo

    Unless you've got POWerrrr
  20. San Francisco Residents!

    I'll let my nan know she enjoys a good dickens
  21. How do I contribute to this forum?

    It's a free world. To be honest I flick between the two at the sniff of a glass of babycham
  22. How do I contribute to this forum?

    Companies just don't want to hire socially inept weirdos or sociopaths. Everyone who falls inbetween naturally gravitates to online forums FACT