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Whatever grandad

What the actually fuck is 720

Paperboy? is that an extreme sport... Nope

Speedball. I knew it would be obvious, lets try it... Nope Excitebike... Nope

Best worst trailer I've seen in a while

lol I've gotta start using Roger Sterling reaction gif more often, why have I never thought of this! thank you

Walking on stage accepting award

Fucking Bomb Jack! I'm feeling lucky lets put it in a see what happens ...nope

Did horace goes skiing have music? Nope, fuck It sounds like a Kung fu beat em up style game. Like Bad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja Shall we just give up and call this a collective failure.

I think you get prompted when you load the game but you can just skip it

Wow really?! I didn't actually rate the game, but, that's impressive. Haven't they got infamous 2 and vanquish for free at the moment. PS+ is gettin good. Although does that mean its only free for a month? Because these days I'd actually struggle to get through an RPG in a month

yeah, thats more likely. Although there's one thing wrong with it, shao kahn swallowed my soul when I was 8 years old

Just finished, great cast, the cool spot stuff killed me It's like fate! I'm having two weeks (twoooo weeks) off from March 1st as I'm having minor surgery on the inside of my head (sinuses). So I'm totally available for the British podcast! I'm almost 100% certain you won't want me, but what the hell do you know, I'm fantastic we can make a day of it, I'll take you to wetherspoons, we'll go shopping for tuxs, it'll be great I'm kinda getting ahead myself a bit, I'm already imagining that you've made me your plus one to the BAFTAs and that I've gone up on stage with you to collect an award and I'm trying to think of something clever to say into the microphone. Don't worry it'll come to me I'm good under pressure. So yeah, think about it

I'll be picking this up at some point I've heard its only 4-5 hours long which seems crazy to me as i turned the demo off as it was dragging so much, far to much talking for an introduction to an action game. Bayonetta's intro threw you into that crazy fight on the falling clock face, when you start that game who haven't got a clue whats going on and what you are doing and it is awesome! The codec stuff dragged on for ages to. i know you don't have to listen to them, but i'm not wired that way, i'll begrudgingly listen to all of them with a sour look on my face. What small amount of time i spent with the demo i didn't like the camera, and i didn't understand the parrying tutorial either, considering i've heard it absolutely essential to the second half of the game) do you press x and push towards the enemy at the same time? I couldn't even tell if i succeeded or not. It's the type of thing they should make you do in VR 5 times over before the game starts. Like in sleeping dogs when you learn a new move and then routinely beat the living shit out of those poor guys in the dojo

Only Level 3: 14 to go! I'm going to listen to it constantly until i get it or i have a seizure I'm just going through this list making educated guesses as an aside Super Robin Hood was a fucking awesome game

You're beautiful. You're beautiful, it's true. There must be an angel with a smile on her face, Because we have completed Level 2.

I think we're only seeing a very early portion of the game. 25 hours in a relatively small world? I'd imagine the island will take on some transformation during the game, no doubt a day/night cycle, maybe lens that'll let you view the world in an entirely different light. No doubt there'll be an aha moment when we realise the island isn't an island at all and we're actually inside the fucking cube chipping away from the inside.

Would Ken ever revisit old ground? How about traveling to rapture before the downfall. He did just tweet any true bioshock fan would be very excited about the DLC he's working on. Maybe I'm thinking to literal, maybe it's a drill hand for booker (barf)

New of a season pass has just come out (And Kens getting a lot of abuse about it on the intertubes) It's the first and probably last season pass I might actually consider buying. I would like to know what I'm getting first though. 3 single player chapters would be fantastic, and considering the game has tears in space and time. The can go anywhere and anywhen, the possibilities are endless (as long as you are shooting people in the face) But I will not be buying it if its a load of weapon skins and shit. With this season pass you get the per-order booster pack which is just a load of weapon skins and cheat modes which they can shove up there ass. I want a balanced game, not free money and health packs and a damage boost perk.

Boats n hoes! No. I work on a sailing website. These are going to be used for some facebook competition, as in i get paid to do this shit So you're kinda my guinea pigs... or you would be if i gave a shit. enjoy!

^ The bungie bit was great Maybe they'll change a subscription fee for the Gaikai streaming stuff or it'll get lumped in with playstation plus. As the console will run fine without it, and many people with shit internet connection may not be able to run the streaming anyway. But it'll make sense to bundle it in with playstation plus as they can let people playstream a selection of ps2 and ps3 titles for free each month. And yes i have just invented the word playstream ©

Round 2: 3 Differences Round 3: 3 Differences

Fuck the Colour blind! Which i am one of, i have a red and green deficiency which makes playing killzone mutiplayer really fucking difficult, for example i can not read this at all: