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I'm starting to think that idle thumbs is actually recorded by one man alone, a very talented and committed impressionist. Who has recently got a little sloppy, especially since Dr Nick with his free prescriptions moved in next door, and all the voices/characters are merging in to one that or a demonic beast with many mouths

no worries, i'll better get my skates on. Does anyone know any good transatlantic car shipping companies? Alternatively i could hire Roger Sterling actor John M. Slattery, Jr. to be there in my stead, wearing his best suit, fag in hand, illegal parked, windows down, stereo full blast. If i was a billionaire i would totally try and arrange that, alas i am not. Only a mere millionaire

Apparently the game also comes with only 4 multiplayer maps, so if you intend to sink your teeth in to the multiplayer one way or another you're going to pay as in you'll pay the price for not paying the monetary price

I just got mega confused, the release date is 26th March. amazon, steam, wiki, everywhere. I thought maybe different dates for different countries...nope apparently not But this flash banner say March 24th, someone gone fucked up http://cdn.flashtalking.com/xre/53/535383/474201/swf/FT_300x250_500x300_gorilla_base.swf god damn it now the banners saying 26th hmmmm screenshot time! SEE! I'M NOT CRAZY!

I'll be illegal parked just outside the entrance, all the windows down, stereo full blast

I've watched the CGI and the Truth from Fiction trailers, i kinda skip through the gameplay trailers and demos, just enough to get a taste. But i've been avoiding stuff like and chats with polygon i'd like to come back and read/listen/watch/roll around in that stuff after i've played the game Actually to be fair i have watched all the trailers so its not necessarily the stuff Irrational have been putting out, but i have been avoiding all the features/articles and interviews and the NeoGAF thread

Its a good job that i've been actively avoiding half the stuff irrational have put out for this game, or else i would've been sick of the game before i even laid my hands on it. It's funny that when i look at these trailers now i'm like "A flying city? Boooooring, thats so two years ago"

Full length tv spot 1 week and 1 day (kind of annoying thats its coming out on a tues, i'll have to wait until bank holiday Friday before i can really sink my teeth into it)

For those who have bought a development kit http://www.polygon.com/2013/3/18/4118218/doom-3-no-longer-included-in-oculus-rift-deal Doom 3 no longer included you can log in and request a steam voucher instead

Try this http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82488987/

Yeah, I should play it over the summer, sometime before GTA V Five 5 comes out in sept, I should be able to slot that in nicely. I recently picked up infamous 2 another sandbox jewel I missed the first time round. Are we going to have a super barren summer for video games? The last of us in June, lord of shadows 2 is Oct :/ just checked the consoles release schedule, gulp, I think I better take up some other past times... I could learn how to pick locks, that would be a worth while skill Ha! This come out late Aug a few weeks before GTA V perfect

How young is Nick in that picture? It looks like he just stepped out of an incubator

Is auto corrected to Beast fromage. Weird

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If I ever kidnapped and held someone up for ransom (you never know, shit could get whack) and they refused to pay up, I'd send them this duck toy in the mail. Terrified at first they would turn it on, they'd start to relax listening to the joyous ditty, but then the duck suddenly stops, a flap opens at the rear and a severed finger rolls out, the now very sinister sounding ditty starts up again... Quack quackquackquack quackquackquack quack quack Oh my god, Turn it off TURN IT OFF

True dat. That head impalement section was ridiculous, I got head impaled three times and an entire tree branch through my sternum. Although Lara's pretty badass once she becomes 'a survivor' in the final third of the game, that's when the game really shone for me. Hopefully the next game will start you at that level. Im starting god of was assencuon as I write this, I wonder how he'll lose all his powers this time.. Oh it's a prequel that's an easy one! 104mb day one patch, nice!

With all the excitement about electing a new pope, I almost forgot there is no God.

Because video games It's silly that we view cut scene wounds and gameplay wounds separately, what about the 30 gun shot wounds and the 1st degree burns i sustained in the last 30mins alone!? I just though... If she died from that initial impalement she would have been reincarnated and reborn at the nearest checkpoint (hanging from the ceiling) just to get impaled to death again in an infinite cycle of video game death and rebirth. poor bitch

And he wore this shirt to work quite regularly

Just say Ron used to eat caviar for lunch everyday and would spend half his time smoking Cuban cigars which he lit with burning $50 bills. So I just assumed he was well off.

Cool spot cosplay should be pretty simple, all you would need is some red face paint, some shades and a shirt like this

I'm surprised you guys haven't got xcom already, you've got no excuse now, one of the best games of last year and undoubtedly one of the best games of this year. I'll have to play infinite on release as I know I won't be able to avoid spoilers for long, and i'll want to be able to read all the post release articles and analysis that'll start springing up a couple of weeks after. Have to go on super media black out now, hopefully i'll be able to resist having a peek at some of the reviews

My free trail run out today I think. I managed to watch the whole of house of cards, I'll probably have to buy a months sub next year for season 2. Barely watched anything else, I though the collection of stand up comedy was really good but I never got round to watching any. That's what I gonna do today (if it lets me) watch some Doug Stanhope