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Wow Jim Sterling got his review copy today and posted on Facebook some screen shots from the intro. Which is a slideshow of derelict buildings n stuff just like the television intro and some of the images they use actually have a mouse curser floating in them quality http://www.facebook.com/jimsterling0/posts/10200754922465094

Sweet! A month will absolutely fly by though, if there's anything you need to get sorted I'd suggest doing it sooner rather then later. Speaking from experience whenever I have time off I leave everything to the last minute and end up putting huge amounts of pressure on myself in the few days before returning to work.

Actually that would by pretty cool, start it pre Z day. Hadn't considered that... Although the problem with that is, we as the player know the zombie rules and the game characters wouldn't

Telltale better watch out there's a new zalking dead game on the sce.... Oh dear http://www.polygon.com/game/the-walking-dead-survival-instinct/7980 Man! Sean and Jakes standards have really slipped we should totally bombard them on twitter about how shit the new walking dead game is. Hehe

Oh yeah, that's clever "The Director's Cut offers a full slate of Wii U GamePad features including touch-screen hacking, interactive map editing, augmented sniping, grenade throwbacks and many other neural hub enhancements. Along with in-depth Miiverse integration, the Director's Cut also provides access to developer commentaries and in-game guides. Tongs's Rescue mission and the entire Missing Link chapter have also been integrated seamlessly into the narrative flow of the Director's Cut. Other core Deus Ex: Human Revolution augmentations include overhauled boss fights, refined game balance and combat, improved AI, and striking visual improvements which make this edition the best looking and most immersive Deus Ex experience available." http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2013/03/deus-ex-human-revolution-directors-cut.html All sounds spiffing. Definitive version! Shame it's on the Nintendo Lolz box. I wonder if they'll patch the other versions?

Just noticed Rimless tele Future innit

In the WiiU special edition you play as Adam Jenson playing as Adam Jensen on a WiiU special edition Adam Jensen WiiU touch screen pad Hilariously when you google Adam Jensen the top most suggested search is Adam Jensen coat. Trust me, you would not look cool in an Adam Jensen coat! I would, but I look good in everything, and I could total rock those augmented elbow butter knifes. I can picture myself in the staff kitchen, toaster just popped, "would you like me to butter them for you" (I've been hanging around the toaster for half an hour for precisely this reason) "oh that would be lovely thank you, shall I grab you a knife?" "No need, stand back mutha fucka".... Skip forward 5 minutes... Everything went as planned, my colleague is enjoying her evenly buttered toast and I'm feeling pretty good about myself. I don my Adam Jensen coat, close my augmented face shades and walk back over to the toaster, because hey! Those bagels ain't gonna butter them selfs, oh you want cream cheese with a hint of chilli? Not a problem

Going back to them marketing it as a shooter, I think the actual game will have quite a bit of horror (not scary just spooky/creepy/spine tingling/goosebump inducing/sweaty palms/dry mouth/toe curling/edge of the seat/elevated heart rate/willy shrinking) with all the ghost enemies and the megaphone head guy. I think there'll be a large portion of the game set at night time of which we've only seen one screenshot. I hope to god they've held back on showing like 80% of the game, that's why you've gotta avoid dem reviews, I'll read the final comment and the score but then I'm out

This time tomorrow we will have seen the IGN review count down to if it doesn't get a 9.9

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Snomac is a pretty awesome name you guys should think about a mindmeld

yeah the ninja L trigger shit. although the game never looks frozen at any point in the trailer what the hell is happening here? i guess we'll find out soon enough

If Mirrors Edge 2 ever sees the light of day i don't think they'd dare put guns in it, people would be so disappointed. Its the biggest criticism the first game gets, but to be honest i can't even remember firing a gun in it, obviously wasn't impactful enough to stick in my neurons

^ I think we can expect lots of moments like this. I'm favourite part of Bioshock was when you first met the teleporting splicer (was he a dentist?) You was chancing him and finding audio logs about his history and you finish by looting his safe and when you turn around he standing right fucking there. soiled pants

Yeah I though that, she moves around quite slowly with a funny stilted walking animation. If it was an action game it would need a combat roll like in bastion, maybe a teleport. You'd be pretty annoyed if the only way you could escape a 30ft killer robot was to goose step away at 2mph. I think this may end up being closer to Xcom then bastion.Edit. Just watched it again, you do have direct control over the character so scrap my Xcom idea. I think your'll be able to stop or slow down time and queue up moves that's where the strategy will come from.

No doubt it'll be a blast. It hasn't really been on my radar because of bioshock. I've heard it's short :/ not nesesarily a bad thing I don't think you need to worry that you've missed 2 and 3, it is a prequel after all. They'll probably have returning characters from previous games and books but I'll doubt I'll even notice, these games tend to go in one ear and out the other, wait that's not right... They go in one eye then out one ear in the other ear out through the nose up through the mouth and out the other eye and I end up with a big pretty bow on my face.

You guys should definitely hang around the DF booth and when you've exhausted all conversational topics with Chris... Hang around a bit longer until it gets properly awkward. Then throw some stink bombs and do a runner. (Take care not to trip due to the hysterical state you'll no doubt be in)

created by a Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew made me lol

I was actually a little surprised, I never saw paying for double xp on the horizon. At the end of the day it all just amounts to unlocking things early, most of which will be purely aesthetic things like gun colour. There is no 'pay for a competitive edge' yet, but it's early days, would they dare?

I can help in that regard, I forged my bosses IVF documents. To think, my photoshop forgery skills created life. That's gotta be worth a raise.

Well he can pull off a mean Brad Shoemaker when he wants to, he's just got lazy with the main cast. I think he might kill one off soon. Decapitation, straight through the larynx, no chance of coming back from that. I can't wait until he attempts a female guest.