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It's one of these bad boys It was the Eclair Cake (although where the hell was my strawberries) i thought the website would give a description so i wouldn't have to, alas It had a layer of chocolate cake, layer of chocolate mousse stuff and the top had profiteroles/éclairs and it was all littered with flakes and buttons and marshmallows. It was the richest thing i've eaten i my life, you have to take a day off for your body to recover between eating slices. oh, and nuts were also involved

I had a birthday (its actually on the 7th but whatever i'm claiming the whole of April as my birthday)

Super ultra spoiler of the last 30mins of the game

Yeah the classification stuff popped up almost a whole month ago (oh and cover art) http://www.vg247.com/2013/03/06/far-cry-3-blood-dragon-hints-surface-online/ I bet it'll be a xbox summer of arcade title

Someone's gone all out on gaf http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=533205

BioShock Infinite: Reviewers Roundtable http://www.polygon.com/2013/4/2/4174386/reviewers-roundtable-bioshock-infinite This is a thing I just watched

I had one problem with the game, the third and final Vox decoder message side mission thing You get the decoder book first and an absolutely huge area to explorer with a locked door at the end which looked to me very much like a 'Leave the area / triggers a cutscene and spits you out in the next level with no means of returning'. I've had this done to me hundreds of times in the past So i didn't touch the locked door and instead explored the whole area again 3 times looking for the code, i was adamant that the code would be in the bank, as the bank had a hairpin locked door with nothing on the otherside. It was actually a youtube comment in the end which informed me that you have to significantly progress the story before the area with code opens up.... In the bank

Finished it last night. Good game. Ken must have been reading The Dark Tower There are other worlds than these The only bit i don't understand about the ending...

http://perturbator.bandcamp.com/

Looks totally shit! Try and make it through the entire video without tuning out. They lost me at 'we want to make something EPIC' http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/annunziata/the-next-ecco-the-dolphin-adventure-game The perfect way to make a new Ecco the Dolphine game would be to copy journey to a fucking T. The game needs to be ambient and restrained. A perfect place to copy that multiplayer experience. If you want to have a post apocalyptic story, drip feed it throughout the game subtly with the last level in a submerged New York or whatever. To be fair, they haven't actually revealed what the game will play like, but they had a 'how many fish have you eaten' meter on the UI. Why even is there a fucking UI!? And no I don't want to play it on a fucking iPad I hope this goes the way of the Dizzy kickstarter

My girlfriend has never heard the ducktails theme tune before. WTF. I was singing it to her and she was just looking at me with a blank stare. Must be an age thing as she's 6 years young than me.

Free xbox assissin creed 3 http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=531759&page=1

Ah man, what the hell am I supposed to do with my ears today, they've been restless lately as it is, I can tell as they've been twitching a lot and wax productivity has gone up 50%

Hipster

I got the maw, doubt I'll ever play it http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=530958

Pretty much, you get given money to buy a gun. It would've made sense to give you a shitty bow to start with in that game

http://www.google.com/shopping/express/about/index.html Free same day delivery for 6 months, hell i'm not even entirely sure what that means. have at it SF readers! oh it only certain retailers... do you buy a lot of office supplies?

If you wanted a jacket you should've preordered from BestBuy http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/313325_S/tomb-raider-pre-orders-announced.jpg It's funny actually that all the costume DLC is actually suitable attire. Normally DLC costumes for woman are playboy bunny ears (although embedding a climb axe into a guys skill whilst wearing bunny ears would've be pretty fun) Edit: this is the only suitable DLC attire, unless you're hunting a predator alien http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/f3/cc/1349801602_4775_1.jpg?itok=mXK9dl2t Come on do it kill me I'm right here DO IT

Yeah I went on a collectible hunt at the 'point of no return', but then double checked I can revisit the island after the credits rolled and finished up the story. The GPS

^ yeah utterly ridiculous I like the one when he embeds it into their chest then fires them off rag dolling through the air.

I think we've all bought a 'Doom' game in disguise And im already sick off all the looting. Why didn't the hotdog seller say anything when I ate a hotdog from right under his nose without paying? Anyway, other than all that the games fantastic

I hope I find Elizabeth soon, because at the moment it's just shoot the guy shoot the guy shoot the woman shoot the guy Set a trap by holding L set a trap by holding L SET A TRAP BY HOLDING LLLLLLLLlLlLlLLL111!!1!1!1! I wish I was playing it on PC. The analogue sensitivity is kinda clunky, I've played around with it a bit but decided to leave it on the default settings and just wait until I get used to it. It's made my thumb ache a bit. I'm pretty certain that I won't ever feel 100% comfortable with it, I line most of my shots up by strafing instead of moving the r stick, it's just easier that way And the weird on/off zoomed sprint state. It all just feels a bit old, like I'm playing a game from 3 years ago I feel like I've been spoilt and am only now truly appreciating dishonoured

Just picked ball 77

Or cause a paradox. This could get dangerous, I'm scared

Have you jumped off yet? Why didn't Dewitt say WTF