melmer

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  1. The Last of Us

    I think Ofus sounds more like an iconic all American snack cake like the Twinkie (no wait, I've just described the plot of zombieland)
  2. Dark Souls(Demon's Souls successor)

    12mins of dark souls 2 gameplay tomorrow http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2013/04/dark-souls-ii-world-gameplay-premiere.html That was out of the blue
  3. Resident Evil 6: President Evil

    Im starting to get a real sense of it now. Can you describe the aroma to help me fill in the blank
  4. BioShock Infinite

    ^ Ive seen so many blog posts over the last week of people acting as if Ken Levine has taken an actually shit on their face. Seriously if I were Ken I wouldn't bother next time, I'd just make a zombie game or a gritty mega man reboot
  5. Xbox 720

    Xbox is going to save America
  6. BioShock Infinite

    ^ the darkness 2 had good improv combat. I remember thinking that at the time, it never really mattered which gun you were holding, just pick any up off the floor and have at it. (The first half of the game any way) darkness 2 is really good go play it people
  7. Gone Home from The Fullbright Company

    Yeah the additional sibling pack, this pack adds an annoying little brother to the family. pre order today to unlock an additional room to explore full of smelly sucks, TMNT figures and a pet tarantula. Can you discover all 52 retro porn playing cards? Also includes a golden Riot Grrrl cassette skin + will.i.am remixes of the entire 90s soundtrack!!
  8. Distance

    Why wait when you can fulfil all you fzero fantasys with sonic
  9. Has anyone mentioned the new music? I'm going to mention the new music. Chris i noticed the new music. I''m not a big lover of change
  10. BioShock Infinite

    Paris sticks of shit and is full of leering assholes, someone should tell her
  11. Xbox 720

    Today, Microsoft and Ericsson announced a definitive agreement for Ericsson to acquire Mediaroom, the number one IPTV platform deployed by TV operators around the world. http://blogs.technet.com/b/microsoft_blog/archive/2013/04/08/mediaroom-and-our-tv-journey.aspx But what does it meeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn??????????? I assume it doesn't mean a damn thing for anyone outside of the US of A
  12. Distance

    i love that the "laser beams" slice the car in half
  13. Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon

    Its being released in only a few weeks time 5/1/2013 with the voice acting talents of Michael fucking Biehn http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=536343
  14. If they gave the player a choice of heads or tails, the only interesting thing about the coin toss would be that is it always lands on heads which gets explained away by the games story. By removing the players choice we still get the narratively interesting point of that it always lands on heads, but then we also get to theories why they removed the player's choice, maybe.. Or maybe as one of the games themes is the illusion of choice. Perhaps the coin toss for the player is an actual illusion of choice, seems that a lot of people including myself think they made a choice at the coin toss. There's so many weird things going on in that scene that people may just assume they made a choice as they're to busy trying to figure out what the hell is going on.I'd love it if they play tested it and found that 90% of people thought they made a choice Or maybe Aliens!?
  15. The Dancing Thumb (aka: music recommendations)

    Now I am! We're up all night to get funky *Edit lucky May 20th! Jesus This is how dyslexic i am, after listening to what Thrik posted I thought I'd check em out on spotify and searched for Pilther and got really confused when nothing came up
  16. DuckTales Remastered?! WOOHOO!

    http://vimeo.com/16360994
  17. The threat of Big Dog

    Funky
  18. BioShock Infinite

    There's 8 combos, I looked it up to get the achievement and found I had done most of them without even realising. It was only the 2 possession combos I hadn't done as the enemy was now on my side I didn't think to attack them with another vigor. Combo - Possession + Shock Jockey: Possessed Lightning Conduit that electrocutes enemies. Combo - Possession + Devil's Kiss: Possessed Fire Conduit that burns enemies Combo - Devil's Kiss + Charge: Multiple spreading fire bombs spawns at target. Combo - Murder of Crows + Devil's Kiss: Sets crows on fire and burns enemies. Combo - Murder of Crows + Shock Jockey: Electrifies crows and electrocutes enemies. Combo - Bucking Bronco + Devil's Kiss: Launches a cluster of bombs from a floating target. Combo - Bucking Bronco + Charge: Send floating target careening forward. Combo - Undertow + Shock Jockey: Boosts Shock Jockey's power.
  19. The threat of Big Dog

    Needs terminator theme Dundun dun dundun Dundun dun dundun
  20. Gone Home from The Fullbright Company

    Someone needs to cut this together and release it as a trailer... Find tape in draw, places it in cassette player, presses play, DROWNING POOL, goes down stairs and plays with the fridge for 10 mins. Title card GONE HOME 2013 something's got to give
  21. Idle Thumbs Motorcycle Club

    Sean and jake driving to work