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(Am I actively damaging fez's sales?) If you are reading this and you don't own fez. Go have a look in the mirror

Gotta go fasT

Now that I think about it Fez can't even begin to compete with Mack and Mick global gladiators, now that was a proper PLTFORM gAM

So a played sonic the hedgehog and the played the fez... Doesn't really cut the mustard. Gotta get dem rings yo

Yesssssss what the fuk all you PC cunts should be all over dis shit yo.?. But seriously! This game is magically. Set five hours aside, buy it, play through it, remember why you love video games. This game is beautiful and magnificent Just fucking buy it I actually promise you, you can't spend a better 10 dollars. Is there seriously human beings reading this who haven't played this game? Comment above. The game isn't a platformer it's a puzzle game. I AIN'T SEEN NO TURTLEs TO JUp OM AND MauRDER YO

Sweet dreams

Not yet, I must be blessed with a gentle flow I feel i should elaborate further on why i 'took the plunge' as it were and committed to the seated piss Two reasons. Firstly, i'm quite a tall gentleman (6"5 same height as Greg Rusedski) and i live in a house with sloppy roof walls, the upstairs is half in the roof if you get what i mean. so i have a diagonal window in my face and have to semi limbo to assume the standing position at my piss pot, and this is why i always get piss drips on the rim, no matter how deep i limbo there's always dripage, its very frustrating. Its all about the angles! Secondly, we purchased a glittery disco ball style toilet seat and upon fitting i discovered who ever installed the toilet put the cistern really far forward, so the new toilet seat doesn't really rest properly when in the up position. its a precarious balancing act with a 50% chance of the seat slamming back down mid tiddle (Should've went for soft close, oh how i kick myself) You can now see how heavily the odds were stacked against me

Yackety sacks? Anyone else picturing Arnold schwarzenegger in a towel DON'T TALK BACK

I'm totes going to get wolf hall on audible, because 1) for some reason I've got it as an actual physical book which is mightily uncomfortable to hold, and 2) EVERYONE'S CALLED FUCKING THOMAS who the fuck is talking?

Bird poop?

I've taken to whizzing sitting down because I got tired of always having to clean drips off the rim. Best thing I ever did. Now I do all my home pissing sitting down, it's fantastic, I get to have a little rest and i can check my phone. This is now a thread about your pissing habits

They had a press event so there must be previews popping up all over the interwebs Polygon has a nice preview video http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/2/4292812/grand-theft-auto-5-plenty-of-promise-s

i've got a job for you, i would totally go for this if i was younger and full of spunk. Alas my spunk levels were always lacking https://www.facebook.com/TheCityCancun/posts/10151353869846986

i like the iphone smiling poo emoticon and use it at every opportunity

Maybe they'll stealth rename the 360. You throught you owned an Xbox 360 then boom it's a Microsoft python or a windows 8 cobra or a fusion adder

Gillette Venus: ghouls of Easter I just had a crazy flash back to my childhood. Did anyone read the little dracula when you were a child, litterally the best children's box ever! If you have children BUY THIS BOOK http://www.amazon.com/Little-Draculas-Christmas-Dracula-Books/dp/0140506586 So good http://twoheadedthingies.blogspot.co.uk/2012/12/little-draculas-christmas.html

What if you are actually ghost soldiers!? You have to haunt terrorists and... and... I don't know where I'm going with this

Revealed at Xbox event. I think the fusion thing could be rubbish as they've had the domain since 2004 or was it hella foresight

Only a little over 3 months to go. returning on August 11, 2013 for the final 8 eps

I worked on a meat counter once. You are not truly a man until you have separated the vertebra of a lamb with a cleaver its a very satisfying feeling

Lets derail this in to a thread actually about power ups! You still get your time based super power ups in action games like God of War, Devil may cry and lord of shadow. I suppose the evolution of the 'power up' would be the gears of war active reload, which somehow amazingly hasn't worked its way in to any other shooter let alone any other genre

Xbox Fusion apparently http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=551716 So like a fusion of TV and games and shit, i see what you did there Microsoft .jpg And we know the TV shit is coming from this Larry herb blog post: On Tuesday May 21st, we’ll mark the beginning of a new generation of games, TV and entertainment. http://majornelson.com/2013/04/24/xboxreveal/