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Dead ahead is a nice little free(mium bullshit) game. I just wasted 30mins on it https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/dead-ahead/id594482571?mt=8 I'm actually amazed they're still coming up with new ideas for zombie games

lol wat, amazing. i still haven't got around to watching the whole episode properly (the first 2mins were enough)

used games shit explained http://www.mcvuk.com/news/read/publishers-to-receive-cut-of-xbox-one-pre-owned-sales-at-retail/0116137 not too shabby although i guess that means game rental is out the window, unless they create a different system where the rental company would have to check in each game before and after each rental

This stuff is the shit, its worth a listen just for the album name alone The Voices – From The Human Forest Create A Fuge Of Imaginary Rain Abandoning the “grr Satan” angle altogether, and focussing on the reality of humankind’s capacity for ignorance, self-obsession, lust and violence makes Voices’ debut album a confident first step on a newer, darker path. http://www.thrashhits.com/2013/02/album-voices-from-the-human-forest-create-a-fugue-of-imaginary-rain/ Blackened Death metal, strippers and strobe lights. Seriously what more do you need

^ television event of the year

Oooooo nice cg trailer, Star Wars hover bikes on the moon shazam shazam http://www.allgamesbeta.com/2013/05/destiny-law-of-jungle-live-actioncg.html At Bungie, we’re all hard at work gearing up for the big show in June, but we didn’t want to leave you empty-handed heading into E3. To whet your appetite for Destiny’s gameplay reveal on June 10th, we’re releasing a CG/live action trailer that features three Guardians in action. This spot, titled “Law of the Jungle,” was created in collaboration with director Jon Favreau, actor Giancarlo Esposito, and visual effects house Digital Domain.

Or is this a mirrors edge reboot with a male lead... Can you fucking imagine

Mirrors edge 2 xbone exclusive? http://www.amazon.de/dp/B00CYH2PKA Ah man, if they go and have a load of juicy exclusives I'll probably pony up

Its like on the last day of school when you were allowed to bring in toys and one kid would bring in a gameboy and as i was a spiteful jealous little prick i would walk over to them and flick the off switch we've all done it ya'll aware this happened right? http://www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/4353010/kinect-trouble-xbox-one-reveal

I've gonna save this for the plane on Sunday. I'm going on a plane on Sunday.

That's about your tiny nose hairs going numb, it happens to everyone

"You've got some paint on you." "It's a literal tribute to the self-reflexivity of Rembrandt." "Did he like it?" "He's dead." "Bloody hell, that really backfired."

Have you seen Kevin spacey play COD in house of cards he kind of massages the control pad

These polls ain't looking so good http://uk.gamespot.com/twitter-battle/xbox-vs-ps4/ http://kotaku.com/what-did-you-think-of-the-xbox-one-reveal-509195085

I'm pretty sure I read that in the rumours months ago, that it would be 8gigawatsits and 3 of them would be for background OS and kinect shit.

The thing that annoyed me the most about the xbone event was that there were several people (Microsoft staff) in the audience whooing like their fucking lives depended on it WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Edit Arse hats

Can i borrow a teabag?

2 vids that'll round everything up You have to have kinect plugged in for xbone to work

This console is going to be terrible for Tourette's suffers. In the middle of a heated boss battle... XBOX TV FUCK

Dat jowl physics

They blocked my fucking candy box mutha fuckers! Fuck um I quit! (Maybe it's the f word that's getting the threads blocked... Sorry)

Nice! It looks between 117% and 123% larger then Xbox 360

Willys and bum holes He he he definitely blocked