melmer

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  1. PL4YST4TION 4

    Maybe they'll force their first party studios to implement it. i downloaded uncharted 3 a couple of days ago, clocking in at around 40Gb, and it took half the day. Not very good if they want to grab people doing spontaneous purchases through PSN. I know everyone's circumstances are different but i could pop to the shop and buy a game for cheaper and in a 1/6th of the time
  2. PL4YST4TION 4

    The PS4 UI Will and Sarah are blatantly going to end up fucking, whilst Brain watches through the Playstation eye
  3. The ______ of Video Games

    Half Life 3 is the At the Mountains of Madness of video games
  4. The ______ of Video Games

    Heavy Rain is the Wreck it Ralph of video games
  5. The ______ of Video Games

    Half minute hero is the memento of video games
  6. Recently completed video games

    Knight, time traveler and twins Twins wouldn't normally have been someone I'd choose but I read somewhere they had a good story(?) so went with them. I found the narrator was really good at very mild hints to point you in the right direction, that if weren't there would have left me scratching my noggin. Like 'leap of faith' oooooooohhh
  7. The Last of Us

    Just played the first 45 minutes (had to stop for din dins) Dat intro! I can't help but scavenge ever nock and crany, hopefully it won't effect my immersion to much. Like bioshock infinte when I'm supposed to be chasing after Elizabeth but instead looking behind every create along the way, I feel silly, but I just can't help myself! Are you supposed to just trust the game creators not to stick hidden collectables in story heavy events? I did wonder whether this game would have collectables or not, and low and behold it does. As long as they're interesting artefacts from the world and not 50 dog togs
  8. I Had A Random Thought...

    That nothing, I'm in a coma right now
  9. Recently completed video games

    The Cave I almost completed it in one sitting, just had to jump back in for a bout half an hour the next day. I thought it was fantastic! I no plans to play this because of all the whinging i saw on the internets about this and that. Okay i'll admit the game does have a lot of ladders, but the traversal was never really a problem. And i have no doubt i'll be venturing back into the cave with some of the other characters some time in the future
  10. Looking For A Fairly Specific Doom Mod

    If only there was a mod to swap the face for Mrs Trunchbull Hell, why not make a complete Doom x Matilda mash up. Swap all the monsters for pre school children, the chainsaw for a throwing hammer and the BFG for a giant chocolate cake
  11. I Had A Random Thought...

    Anyone want to buy a car?
  12. Post your face!

    it been a while since ive gone full ragdoll This is 3 week ago in cancun, whenever I'd ask the barman for water he'd pour me a glass of vodka. Haha that's hilarious when you've already had an absolute skin full. So the second time I asked for water and the barman did the same thing I called his bluff and made him fill the entire glass with vodka and downed it in one. I still didn't get any water, I remember I kept screaming 'why do you hate me'. I spent the whole of the next day and night in bed with an alcohol fueled fever. #fuckmexico Ucantalas that sounds serously impressive!
  13. Post your face!

    I have no recollection of this photo being taken. It appears that i was so drunk that I couldn't support the weight of my own head.
  14. Nextbox 1080: The Reckoning

    P....C?
  15. Nextbox 1080: The Reckoning

    Ah shit I've just been completely sold on titanfall listening to the end of this video (it's time stamped) http://www.polygon.com/2013/6/14/4430618/a-very-special-besties-videocast-e3-2013 Lucky it not out till spring next year (hopefully it'll get delayed ) then I won't have to buy an xbone until sometime after next years E3... And if xbone is doing really badly maybe they'll announce a price cut next E3? Could that be likely? At the end of the day I just want a machine that plays game, I don't mind about the always on thing. I just don't want a fucking kinect Edit. Just found out Titanfall is coming to 360 \o/
  16. PL4YST4TION 4

  17. The Last of Us

    Fixed, although requires quitting out of the game https://www.facebook.com/naughtydog/posts/10152906648715246
  18. PS Vita

    So a vita has a touch screen, who knew!? (And its multi touch, up yours Wii U) I had just assumed it was the touch pad on the back The set up process isn't very intuitive, if you select you already have a PSN account it tells you the system needs an update before you can link it. So you have to take a step back, say you don't have a PSN account, then create a trial PSN account??? Which lucky turned out to be just entering your date of birth. Weird. Hilariously I can't actually do anything with it as I haven't got my memory card yet, went even let me start a game. Also, my second playstation plus trail code is giving my an error message, again. I'm starting to think I may have took out a trial a couple of years ago, oops, would be nice for the message to say that and not just 'invalid code'
  19. Remember Me

    This image is a lie maybe they realised its quite rare to actually manage a combo of more than 5 hits later in the game, or maybe it's just because it would've been fucking difficult to memorise all that shit There are only 4 combos in the game, in fact i can list them for you as i've imputed them so many fucking times over the past week xxx xyxyx xyyxyy yyyxxxxy I didn't like the camera much, it was a bit stiff, i never checked if it could be altered in the option, i'd recommend turning it up if you can. The game has lots of bullshit collectables, and crazily considering how linear the game is i missed a metric shit ton of them. They have these little memory sperms hidden around that you have to shoot and there's 10 in each level, i averaged about 2 per level and i was looking around a lot! I think my problem with the story is that it gets so BIG by the end of the game, what you are doing is effecting effect billions of people worldwide, but you never get a sense of it as you spend most of the game in a corridor. The scale of the story doesn't match the scale of the game at all so it all just falls flat.
  20. The Last of Us

    To be fair i'm only renting it so it was in the hands of the gods anyway, this is the first time in a very long time that my rental company hasn't sent me the game on release day Maybe i'll buy State of Decay instead, i was going to wait for an XBLA sale but i've just realised the sales are only for gold members News on the autosave glitch, don't get caught out
  21. I thought it was to fantastical to be true
  22. AMAZING! Only just seen this Samsung pays Apple $1 Billion sending 30 trucks full of 5 cent coins http://www.zurmat.com/2012/08/29/samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cent-coins/
  23. The Last of Us

    I can't believe it, its hasn't even be posted yet boooooooooooooo But my PS Vita came today Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay With a 30 day trial code for PS plus Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay But the memory card hasn't turned up so i can't download anything booooooooooooooooo But it did come with a physical copy of Souls Sacrifice so at least i can play that this weekend Yaaaooboobooaaaayay (don't know how i feel about this one) Sad face, i've literally been planning 'Last of Us' day for weeks. Girlfriends going to Goodwood races tonight so i can dedicate the whole evening to fungus zombies and pizza alas, it was not to be
  24. Did the Maris piper get an upgrade?