Look! It's the Sony Information Minister!

[Wrestlevania]

In celebration of the recent announcement that 'Krazy Ken' will be making what is bound to be a another memorable speech at this year's Tokyo Game Show, I thought I should pay homage to everyone's favourite outspoken Video game spokesperson with the following effigy:

• "The next generation doesn't start until we say so!"
  
• "There are no Xboxes in Japan, never!"
  
• "I believe we made the most beautiful thing in the world! Nobody would criticize a renowned architect's blueprint that the position of a gate is wrong--it's the same as that!"
  
• "No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"
  
• "The PS3 will instill discipline in our children and adults alike--everyone will know discipline!"