CaryMG Posted April 14, 2006 The word is "Creation Entertainment" will have some "Value Added Events" at this year's 40th anniversary celebration. I heard it might go something like this .... 1] $30 > Jolene Blalock will utter the words "star" & "trek" -- charge calculated by number of phonemes executed per exhalation. [PRICE SUBJECT TO CHANGE] 2] $50 > You will be afforded the priviledge of bearing witness to Colm Meaney metabolizing. [PRICE SUBJECT TO CHANGE] 3] $15 > Robert Duncan McNeill will appear to you to be happy to be in attendance. [PRICE SUBJECT TO CHANGE] 4] $25 > Walter Koenig's visual acuity will be somewhere in the general direction of your vicinity. [PRICE SUBJECT TO CHANGE] 5] $75 > Brent Spiner will denounce your family & spit in your face -- mouth entry of saliva stream has $1 added per centimeter towards opening. [PRICE SUBJECT TO CHANGE] 6] $100 > "Convention-Actually-Taking-Place" Insurance -- not subject to one's definition of actually having quote/unquote "taken place". [PRICE SUBJECT TO CHANGE] 7] $1500 > A Guaranteed* place at the Leonard Nimoy gala luncheon * -- Guarantee Not Guaranteed ************* d i s c l a i m e r ************* d i s c l a i m e r ************** d i s c l a i m e r *** * A $5 Surcharge Per Centimeter Will Be Incurred Regarding Proximity To Autograph Table * There Is A $10 "Ink Transmutation Fee" For Any Autograph Signed In A Color Other Than Black * Identity Of Autograph May Not Necessarily Be Identical To Person Signing It * "Creation Entertainment"® Reserves The Right To Switch Theme Of Convention To "Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea" At Any Time Without Notice * $700 Ticket Price Does Not Cover Admission To Convention * Employees Of "Creation Entertainment"® Reserves The Right To Enter Your Home At Any Time During Your Presence At Convention To Enjoy Including -- But Not Limited To -- Snacks, Beverages & Various Tobacco Products * "Creation Entertainment"® May, At Any Time, Replace The Patrick Stewart/William Shatner "Q&A" With Ron Jeremy & Lou Ferrigno * A 50% Down Payment For Next Year's Convention Will Be Required Whether You Attend Next Year Or Not * A $40 "Fantasy Occurance Fee" Will Be Incurred Whenever You Think About A SpaceShip Later! :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
