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I've been playing some multiplayer spelunky with my friends. It is wacky and hilarious, especially since my friends are new and have no idea of the peirls that await. My finest moment so far was to let my friend sacrifice the dead body of his fiancée and immediately pick him up and sacrifice his still beating heart to kali. Good times.

I don't know where else to go with this: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/20xynh/hi_this_is_jeff_goldblum_go_ahead_im_all_ears_ask/

Kinda like how Hitler wasn't that bad, caus he was the guy who killed hitler?

I really like my new(ish) job. Nobody seems to mind I'm late every single day. I just told my boss that i was sending some data i was supposed to send 2 months ago and he laughed. Soon i will have an underling. The people are cool, and the technology is cool and the work is interesting. Woo.

Tales of Maj’Eyal (ToME) is a free, open source roguelike RPG, featuring tactical turn-based combat and advanced character building. Play as one of many unique races and classes in the lore-filled world of Eyal, exploring random dungeons, facing challenging battles, and developing characters with your own tailored mix of abilities and powers. With a modern graphical and customisable interface, intuitive mouse control, streamlined mechanics and deep, challenging combat, Tales of Maj’Eyal offers engaging roguelike gameplay for the 21st century. Yada, yada. What it is is awesome! More structured than a lot of the RPG heavy roguelikes, and a tileset! Also, interface is predictably terrible. All in all, i'm loving it. Also, very difficuly. The classes seem nicely differentiated (I always get overwhealmed by open ended class systems). Anyone playing it?

Well, badfinger is a good name for a low class prostitute.

I got a call about my CC being skimmed yesterday. The bank caught the purchases from the US which is great, but i won't have a new one for 2 weeks:(

I'm getting much better at ToME, more than I feel i ever have with a roguelike. I managed to clear everything up to Dreadfall, and then died there to a room full of level 40 energy beings that I had no business fighting repeatedly with my summoner. Great fun all round. Time for a reroll, but I'm not sure what to go with. Osmosisch, i see references to in places. How do i get there? So far i generally do:

Oh come on, an MA in English and you can't even sell yourself. They won't want you for your pretty, i'm sure its a neiche marker. As a starter, here are some advertising slogans: "I'll tickle your prost, whilst I comment on Proust". "I have an MA in cunning linguistics"

Very high brow prostitute?

Haha, that is amazing. I can't solve those puzzles:(

Steinheizer-Hawkins Percipitate

Awesome tattoo subbes! My cousin is a tattoo artist, his shading always looks like leporsy.

Did you ever read a new story just because the stock photo preview person looked hot and then when you click into the story the stock photo isn't used?

Fucking chuggers.

Jake, you know this is a forum for lies and terrible jokes. Just be glad we aren't gone-home-ghosting it.

I just read the wiki page on Embassytown. I really hope i have it on my kindle, i want to bloody start reading it right now!

Lu plays with a dead man switch and a track ball. Don't Mess With Him.

"Hand that touch this slip will be saved from misfortune". I for some reason just found that one in my wallet.

The firefighers who die stopping the fire will have cute little headstones in-game! It will be adorbs.

Apparently it is!

Go ahead and organsie, I'm not sure what I'm up to this week. The UT map i was thinking of was this one: http://liandri.beyondunreal.com/CTF-Face It may have been possible i owned the full game and not just the demo.

Classic Chris Remo.

I'm not here Wednesday.