dibs

I was waitrosing for that one.

Affinity to Bullshit is Total Biscuit's new fragrance.

lol, jk, the online version will randomly respawn you in the single player. The interface is desperately shite in this game, but thankfully the actually MP gameplay works really well.

Why don't you "use the force".

We were an incredibly tall police officer.

Tickets to Sufjan and St. Vincent this summer \o/

If anyone sees me running around a server say hi.

I was the same leaving my last job, they gave me a really nice card that everyone had signed and i suddenly got upset. Job was a dead end though, so had to be done! A sweet flinstones ride would have sorted me out quick though.

I think i liked the dirt bikes in the sewers the best. Because I won.

You guys are amazeballs.

Its called the UKIP diet. The BNP diet is where you also don't eat anything that casts a shadow in a forigen country.

Your menu is so swish, i wish my hair was in the game:(

Caus it's foreign? Also, in an act of delayed retribution, i'm going to occupy this thread for a couple of hundred years. Also, i align with labour apparently.

I heard that MOnday was a shitty day and that other days of the week were super way cooler.

Ice cream

Try it again?

Anyone watching Orange is the New Black and just imagining it is an extended holodeck episode of Voyager?

Email from boss over weekend: We conducted an investigation immediately into the route cause

Good luck wizardjammers. Sorry i couldn't join, but i'll be happy to criticize when you are done.

My friend once sent me some illicit exam question solutions with the warning "use them at your pearl". How he knew i was staying the evening in my giant oyster shell i will never know.

But maybe Apple Cider is getting the dishonoured episodes!

Actually, what i got my niece for her 2nd birthday was a chair like this so she could sit and watch tv in an "adult" chair. She really loved it for ages. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Childrens-White-Stars-Fabric-Armchair/dp/B00E3SIL7E/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1428654456&sr=8-1&keywords=kids+armchair

The two year old won't give a shit as long as it is shiny and pink. For my nieces 4th birthday I just got her a pink cowboy hat (sherif callie is the latest Disney hit), a sparkley dress and some sweets. €20 for it all and she was delighted. If you are worried about what the parents think, just make a show of asking theme if there is anything the child needs, that will get you off the hook.