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I've listened to each episode like a hundred times each.

"Plus, there are inbred hillbillies!" IGN.com That's a real one.

"It's 92.3 Megabytes!" Ign.com

Reading: The Book of Daniel by E.L. Doctrow and American Vertigo by Bernard Henri Levy

I agree...I could fight people. I could not fight. "It's refreshing to see a movie where people don't solve their problems with guns and chasing." -Marge Simpson-

The Wii version is fun, because: motion-plus. Also: Virtua Tennis!!!

hmm... hadn't really thought about it. Will I have to lock up the M rated games while I'm not home? I wonder if I'd still play video games if I had kids. Maybe I'd go for just the nintendo platforms.

Please don't be mad at me for saying this looks like a Steampunk version of Fable. I was psyched until I saw the combat. I'd love just exploring that world, and interacting with the crazy looking NPCs. Why do I have to fucking fight monsters? Also...I hope that ridiculous voiceover is not indicative of the tone of the whole game. I had to get my gripes out first, but based on the environment alone, I'll definitely buy this game no matter what. Also...I LOVED Fable II, so don't get the wrong idea. I'm just not sure this game is being taken in the right direction from the looks of it, but any direction should be worthwhile just for the sake of, as others have said, getting a steampunk game out onto the streets.

It feels so good to be past the age where these things matter.

"This Game is pleased to meet you!" IGN.com "Think of this game (Dante's Inferno) as Cliff Notes TO THE MOTHERFUCKING MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" IGN.com "This game asks that you please remove your sandals!" IGN.com "A paid subscription is required to play this game!" IGN.com "Just so you know...your mother was a gypsy." IGN.com "This ain't your grandma's sex sim!" IGN.com "This game makes Fallout look like Fall-in...to a pile of shit repeatedly!" IGN.com "Pretty good sound!" IGN.com "Even the idle thumbs guys would unironically call this game visceral!" IGN.com "Women are inappropriate." MuslimExtremism.com "I had sex with your wife, Fred and I'm going to post this review on the front page with this text included, so fuck you. Also, you'd like this game it's badassssss." IGN.com

"This game will hit you in the head fifteen times!" IGN.com "This game has installed surveillance cameras in your house!" IGN.com "Just, FUCKING...woah." IGN.com "This game will replace your need to masturbate!" IGN.com "This Game is the Anti-Christ!" ChristianScienceMonitor.com

England has such an amazing social safety net. "England is mine; it owes me a living." -Morrissey

"Dante's Inferno (the game) is the future smashing the past in the face!" (IGN.com)

Shut up, ass.

If anybody is into the 360 version, that's coming to me from Gamefly soon. I've yet to game with any thumbots.

I'm double posting because I thought of more but I don't want to overload my previous post. "This game makes sex seem like a waste of time!" (IGN.com) "This game makes Super Mario Bros. look like a piece of FUCK!" (IGN.com) "This game makes Half-Life 2 look like a Wii game!" (IGN.com)

"If you like objectives, this is a must play!" (IGN.com) "This game will force you to have fun." (IGN.com) "This game and beautiful women are the exact same thing." (IGN.com) "Move over, God. this game makes you look like a joke." (IGN.com)

Good Shit. Also: Miffy's "This game is actually happening!" - IGN.com is also top of the pops.

My name is Ben too, I'm just not wearing it right now.

I'm sure Jon Blow would love that (BIG GRIN).

Absolutely, you are. I nearly rofled upon reading the curb stomp your mother one.

Nice jokes. I like them better than the PS3...but don't call me Fanboy!!!

Yeah? Well, FUCK THAT! JUST KIDDING AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great quotes from the Bioshock girlfriend thing: "Are they roses, or are they just going to be plants? Or like are they going to be in a big marked thing that says: 'we're roses!'" "Where's that music coming from?" "Oh, I electrocute you and then shoot you, don't I? Yes." "I'm gonna loot your bodies now, 'cause I'm so full of respect for the dead." "I know you're a bad guy, because everyone in this game's a bad guy."

"Sooner or later, I piledrive everyone." Zangief Super Street Fighter II