JoannaDark

Death! Death death death. Best ones ever. Can someone make me a Death of rats emoticon?

God this is a depressing ode to spending my life working instead of playing games..... DS Trauma Centre - there's one bitch of an operation near the start that just made me throw it across the room Super Mario Brothers - partners in time Pokemon - man I love it so much but played about 30 hours in a few wks so i need a break Super monkey ball - but this doesn't count Wii Rayman's raving rabbids - didn't particularly like it after the initial cuteness wore off MySims - fucker Resident Evil 4 - i know, i'm a bad person. godfather blackhand - quite like it actually PS2 Okami - i love it so much but i only play it every so often God of War - ditto PC ha, from a few years ago - theme hospital. i loved it so much. i got to the penultimate level and then got sick of bloody epidemics every five seconds. wow, suddenly christmas doesn't look so boring..

It seems to me that people spend a shitload at Christmas because everyone wants to return to those Christmases when you were a kid and everything was so magical, and like the only way to get that feeling back is to buy enough presents so that on Christmas morning you'll be all childish and superexcited again. But it doesn't seem to work. i'm getting a little sick of christmas shopping in general, everyone I love I give little things to during the year anyway and it's really difficult, especially when you know someone years and have run the full gamut of generic presents, to get something really inspired.case in point - my best friend and i have resorted to buying each other teddy bears from a particular range for birthdays and xmas. they're horrible, but it's hard to keep up with presents when i know that if she wants something she'll just go out and get it herself. So not even the consumerism of christmas is special anymore; it'd be hard to outshadow that of the rest of the year. course, i get chanukah presents too.

What's the extra with the 2 disc edition of killer 7? i've just ordered it to replace a copy that got stolen but the original was just the regular version.

ive got wiimote cramp. holy fuck this is amazing.

be in dublin in a few hours and i'll fight you for him. the beast, or el beasto, is also so loud that we have to put it up on blocks to stop the house vibrating. amazing.

i think childsexfacial might get there before you.

go for the wii, definitely. It may be cheaper but if you do change your mind and decide you want a ps3 at least you'll be able to go anywhere (including to the people on the street using them as blankets) and get one. wiis, at least in ireland, are like golddust at the minute. and you'll be able to play wiivil, galaxy (defining point of our generation) metroid, twilight princess, there's just no competition really! or make like me and have a friend with a souped up custom job pc who's going away to thailand for a few years, and is giving me the beast. he's also giving me all the games he's bought over the past while and hasn't had time to play - assassin's creed, halflife, lotsa stuff ive wanted to buy but haven't had the card for. and i'll finally be able to get broken sword 4 running too! huzzah!

the wii is back. i heart dhl. i've so much catching up to do.

Oooooo yeah! I love that guy! imagine wandering into a garda station and saying "um, i think i'm a missing person" . and the wife in panama? beautiful! v darjeeling ltd.

wow. are you the Toddster?

Oh.....my god. people lie on the interweb. it wasn't LE at all. i've gotta go give some negative feedback. i've never given negative feedback. i'm so sad now

I'm only Asian on the inside.

haha, we used to live above this slightly extraverted mexican girl, and there were three other girls sharing this one room. didn't interfere with her sex life though. she had a really distinctive shrieky laugh, so we realy knew her voice. whenever she had a guy over, we'd hear *scream of pleasure* *running footsteps* *bang* over and over. seriously. i have no idea what she did. we used to have friends over and listen at the floor to try and figure it out. the only thing we could suggest was that she had tied the poor unfortunate to the wall and was taking a running jump at him each time.

sorry no - 3 discs. and it's an AWESOME game.

the worst is realising that stuff like fabric softener and toilet paper doesn't just appear, i still feel quite resentful every time i have to pay for stuff like that.

it's fantastic. it's the best thing that's ever happened to me. I get in most days at about 9 or 10 so i have to have a really late dinner, watching tv with the ppl i live with. since this bright light of broadcasting entered my life i haven't been able to eat my dinner. i actually inhaled bread on monday. it's not just that they're fat, they're absolute twats. n the tribe they've been sent to live with are clearly just chanting fatty fatty fat fat in whatever language they speak in borneo.

whoever renamed "fat teens can't hunt" to "can fat teens hunt?" presumably so they wouldn't be seen as being fattist in saying that excess weight may possibly not be the way to go when you're trying to outrun a boar. the entire cast of "can fat teens hunt?". the fact that the flight of the conchords guys have an album. i heart them! laugh at me. i had a youtube early nineties eurovision fest last night. it made me sad to realise that jay werner, the 1989 norwegian entry who i had a massive crush on when i was 5, died last year. and was ubergay. not that i prob would have had a chance when i was 5. and finally.... are you smarter than a ten year old? HA! now i'm not the only one with that stuck in my head!

i'd love to scan your brain. as a neuroscientist, not a strange-type.

a game called colorado where you had to kill indians while wearing a davy crockett hat, hammerfist that was great! you had to kill plants! kid gloves 2, dgeneration, rainbow island, boulderdash, alley cats, blood money,sigh......where did good writing go?

"Developer Terminal Reality is making a "Ghostbusters" game for PC, Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 aimed primarily at the core gamer demographic, while Red Fly Studios is making a version for Playstation 2, Wii and DS designed more for families and casual gamers" check out kotaku, the screenshot looks awesome. unless its actually from the film. in that case, how embarrassing.

that is better! And, y'know, true.probably.

I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT I GOT IT!!!!! of course my wii is still broken but i can just look at the box. haha, u r mr gay.

so what's happening now, are you vomiting up scotland? oooooo, topical! wow. so i'm an irish jew who really likes the IT crowd. are you guys gonna burn me? (i only really like it cos chris o'dowd was in the same drama society as me in college) (and i have a crush on maurice)

stupid game won't let me preorder it now cos they already have it delivered, and they'll want copies to sell for their stupid launch at 6. and i bet it'll be all sold out by tomorrow, and it'll take gaytendo years to send back my broken wii, and then someone will invent a wiispecific virus that only wipes galaxy, so they'll stop making it, and i'll only be able to play it aged 90 on an emulator, but my cataracts and rheumatoid arthritis will somehow detract from the gaming experience.